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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

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*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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level up maiden watching you put all your points into endurance and strength and sweating a little under its cowl

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[Nothing Hard Work Can’t Solve!] Daiwa Scarlet SR support stories

original by @punkitt-is-here (all comes back to horses)

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theyre doing boochie shit to this rabbitgirl

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My question is, what do the weird anti-kink people do when they discover they have a kink

do they just like

pretend everyone else likes feet or hair or McDonald’s playplace mascot statues or whatever exactly as much as they do

Or is it more of a Catholic denial-of-the-self sort of thing

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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

HEY I ALREADY POSTED THEM ALL JUST,, CHECK THE RBs IT'S IN THERE SOMWHERE

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Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

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>Be me

>Make bowl of panda express leftovers

>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes

>Leave bowl unattended

>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes

>Return to room

>??Bat? In bowl? ?

>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof

>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto

>Bat does so

>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window

>Bat won't let go of Churchill

>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand

>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night

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the horses have rivalries that have 100% transcended past heterosexual explanation and im very into that shit. there's nothing gayer than a bitch who vows to destroy you at a sport of some kind.

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

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