lllokill
lllokill
llLokill
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HDG fan, over 18 (no exact dates ;)), usually just repost funny text posts and Hatsune Miku
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lllokill · 2 hours ago
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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
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lllokill · 2 hours ago
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lllokill · 2 hours ago
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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It
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lllokill · 4 hours ago
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Ok like whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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lllokill · 4 hours ago
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LOVE making my faves draw each other
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lllokill · 4 hours ago
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hmm
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dragonflies. haunting implications:
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lllokill · 4 hours ago
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it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"
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lllokill · 4 hours ago
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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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lllokill · 4 hours ago
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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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always fascinated by which things people assume are unique to their culture and which they assume are universal. listening to an australian podcast right now and they are very confident that nobody will understand that 'cozzie' is short for 'swimming costume' and explain it every time it comes up, but they give zero information about swooping season because surely everyone gets attacked by birds for like a month a year
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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i think it's funny when people say "yeah the writers use they/them for this character but that doesn't necessarily mean the character is nonbinary" because i guess it's true but by that logic i can say "yeah this character is referred to with he/him but they never say he's a man so i can do whatever i want" which i may actually start doing because it sounds based as fuck. if you want me to believe that action hero is a man maybe you should've been more direct about it smh.
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.
And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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lllokill · 9 hours ago
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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