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i think its pathetic that journalists and even some casual speakers call twitter "X" now. weak fish behaviour. you dont have to play along

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ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3

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Quit nodding off with Nancy Pelosi and come and fuck around with a Fancy Fujoshi

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thank you my sweet lovely mutuals who sent me numbers 🥰 I'm traveling tomorrow but I will answer them soon!!

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when are adults gonna stop with “kids shouldn’t be exposed to [difficult or sensitive topic] until they can understand it” and realize it’s not possible to understand a thing until you encounter it

like okay probably don’t take your toddler to the movies for the first time and choose Violent Bloodbath 4: Everyone Gets Decapitated but putting them in a media bubble that doesn’t let them confront stuff on their own terms and schedule with you there to help process is some lazy bullshit

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Danish Viking warrior with freshly washed hair: well, I wouldn’t pillage anything if it belonged to you, babygirl.

English noblewoman: what if I want you to? 😝

seething cleric: WHAT THE FUCK

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Just saw the bts picture of Jayme Lawson with the vampire prosthetics and her fangs are HUGEE she looks so cute ^o^

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skyscraper is such a rad fucking thing for a building to be called but its the status quo so its normal and nobody talks about it

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what always bugs me about western analysis of other countries, whether in a grand geopolitical context or a more quotidian one, is how the tone in which they try to explain it is almost like they are explaining another strange species of animal

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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SHOULD I read naruto? no. but every day the idea of seeing sasuke in his original context compels me

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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COWORKER SAID SHE'D TAKE CALL

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*farseers your fool*

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I told my manager and other ppl today that I'm only 8 hours tomorrow and they're all freaking out bc we're really busy but look it was ON my PERSONAL CALENDAR!!!