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the signs as Halloween scenery 

☾ inspired by the ‘Halloween Scenery’ post by @lilastrobabe ☽

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Zodiac Reads (Part 2)

2015 advice for the signs

How does your Zodiac sign make others feel?

How would your sign be in the bedroom?

What is your signs flirting style?

The Zodiac Style of Intelligence

Things you should always remember about the signs

Likes and dislikes of the Zodiac signs

Each Zodiac sign has two sides. What are yours?

Awkward situations with the Zodiac signs

The Zodiac Signs and arguments

How each sign sails through the “Ocean of Life”

Which Zodiac Signs are Faithful?

Ages of the Zodiac Signs

Which sign is likely to cheat?

What is the erotic nature of your Zodiac?

View Part 1 Here

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the signs as strange weather phenomena

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The signs in a play

aries: the really funny character everyone loves

taurus: best friend of the protagonist

gemini: the story’s hoe

cancer: wrote the script

leo: the leading man

virgo: villain’s sidekick

libra: in charge of lights/tech

scorpio: the director

sagittarius: costume designer/makeup artist

capricorn: the villain 

aquarius: the stage manager

pisces: the leading female 

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the signs, yo

Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.

Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.

Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.

Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.

Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.

Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.

Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.

Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you.

Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.

Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.

Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.

Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.

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THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODDESSES

Aries: Athena, Goddess of War

Taurus: Aphrodite, Goddess of Beauty

Gemini: Hebe, Goddess of Youth

Cancer: Selene, Goddess and Titan of the Moon

Leo: Hera, Queen of Goddesses

Virgo: Demeter, Goddess of the Harvest

Libra: Themis, Goddess of Divine Justice

Scorpio: Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Artemis, Goddess of Hunt and Nature

Capricorn: Nike, Goddess of Victory

Aquarius: Hectate, Goddess of Magic and Witchcraft

Pisces: Eos, Goddess of Dawn and Hope

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The Signs: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Each sign has their strengths and weakness because nobody is perfect. It is important to recognize not only our strengths but as well as our weaknesses in order to learn from them and grow as a person. The good are the ones that is admirable and makes people gravitate towards you, the bad is the small quirks that could always be improved upon and the ugly is the extreme case of the sign that can cause conflicts with others.

Aries: THE GOOD: Adventurous, enthusiastic, independent, quick-witted, daredevil, energetic. THE BAD: Impatient, stubborn, impulsive. THE UGLY: Selfish, quick-tempered, foolhardy. 

Taurus: THE GOOD: Patient, warmhearted, determined, reliable, loyal, generous. THE BAD: Lazy, jealous, stubborn. THE UGLY: Materialistic, self-indulgent, self-centered. 

Gemini: THE GOOD: Adaptable, funny, clever, youthful, expressive, curious. THE BAD: Gossipy, inconsistent, tense. THE UGLY: Devious, Two-faced, callous. 

Cancer: THE GOOD: Nurturing, protective, imaginative, loyal, empathetic, dependable. THE BAD: Vulnerable, paranoid, clingy THE UGLY: Manipulative, over-emotional, moody. 

Leo: THE GOOD: Loyal, courageous, generous, ambitious, encouraging, creative. THE BAD: Pushy, boastful, over-sensitive. THE UGLY: Domineering, melodramatic, arrogant. 

Virgo: THE GOOD: Observant, modest, helpful, reliable, clever, dedicated. THE BAD: perfectionist, worrier, harsh. THE UGLY: Overcritical, naggy, over-demanding. 

Libra: THE GOOD: Diplomatic, charming, idealistic, peaceful, trustworthy, laid-back. THE BAD: Indecisive, lazy, gullible. THE UGLY: Superficial, complainer, vain.  

Scorpio: THE GOOD: Passionate, magnetic, determined, resourceful, observant, loyal. THE BAD: Resentful, aggressive, jealous. THE UGLY: Obsessive, manipulative, destructive. 

Sagittarius: THE GOOD: Honest, jovial, philosophical, free-spirited, enthusiastic, versatile. THE BAD: Frank, forgetful, careless. THE UGLY: Irresponsible, argumentative, hotheaded. 

Capricorn: THE GOOD: Ambitious, patient, careful, humorous, resourceful, independent. THE BAD: Rigid, distrusting, unimaginative. THE UGLY: Dictatorial, egotistical, detached.

Aquarius: THE GOOD: Humanitarian, friendly, honest, inventive, open-minded, witty. THE BAD: Rebellious, unpredictable, distant. THE UGLY: god-complex, unemotional, contradictory. 

Pisces: THE GOOD: Selfless, compassionate, accepting, devoted, visionary, spiritual. THE BAD: Lazy, vague, escapist. THE UGLY: Self-pitying, weak-willed, temperamental.  

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Sign Aesthetics

Aries: Swimming pools, cold drinks in the summer. Hazy orange-yellow sunsets, passionate kisses. Hair touching, long car rides with friends, watching the sunrise. Long naps, yelling along to music.

Taurus: Secluded forests, slight breezes that sway tall grass. Long, meaningful text messages, chipped nail polish, the smell of the ocean. Having the music at full volume and drowning out the rest of the world.

Gemini: Long car rides alone, windows down, loud music. Poetry, typewriter clicks. Laughing so hard your stomach hurts. The color black and navy blue, the smell after the rain. Existentialism, looking at stars.

Cancer: Long, warm hugs. Hand holding, kept secrets and light-hearted jokes. The color blue, dogs, wild flowers that grow in your backyard. The smell of new books, and the sound of an old piano.

Leo: Clean sheets, sleeping in late. Sunlight pouring into your room. Stretching, the smell of chocolate chip pancakes. CD's and clothes everywhere, intimacy. Bonfires, exotic beaches, and slightly out-of-tune guitars.

Virgo: Freckles, musical theatre, live performances. Harmonic singing, late night phone calls. Raspy morning voices, vanilla, and running until you're out of breath. Art museums, dancing, dark circles under your eyes. Foreign countries and languages, dogs.

Libra: Smiling between kisses, art galleries, paint-stained clothing. The sound of the harp. Graphite, the smell of coffee. Kept promises, swimming, and colliding hugs. Intertwined fingers, cats, crying, and the smell of burning wood in the wintertime.

Scorpio: Comfortable silence, nature, relaxation, being home. Thinking, being with family, the color green. Intelligence, old books, and the calming hum of a car engine. Camping, imperturbability.

Sagittarius: Colorful hair, falling snow. Hidden rivers, small towns. Art stores, book shops, the smell of baked cookies. Long, meaningful hugs, hand-written letters. The calm before a storm, candids, canoeing. Friendship, drives at dusk.

Capricorn: The piano, antique shops. The smell of freshly baked bread. Herbal tea, late night sketches, seeing someone you love for the first time. Knowledge, the color purple, wit, slow songs, and sarcasm. Long, hot showers, the sound of the rain.

Aquarius: Travelling, foreign food. The gentle breeze of a fan in the summer, the smell of watermelon. Peaches, musicals, vinyl's, black and white movies. Sleeping until noon, iced coffee, tanning. Perfume, the taste of champagne, blogging.

Pisces: Hanging plants, baby blue eyes. Trying to suppress laughter at 4 am with your best friend, horror movies, conspiracies. The smell of popcorn, swift kisses, constant eye contact. The Beatles, strawberries, and the color yellow.

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signs and temper

hot, loud anger: aries, taurus, leo

cold, sarcastic, biting anger: aquarius, gemini, sagittarius 

crying, indignant anger: libra, cancer, pisces

quiet, nonreactive anger: capricorn, scorpio, virgo

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the signs as types of rain based on this post: x

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NYC vs. LA

NYC: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

LA: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

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The signs as vampires

Aries: Reckless™. Doesnt know how to cover up their tracks. Ends up hiring someone to do it for them. Skilled at speed walking.

Taurus: turns humans into vampires out of boredom. Accidentally creates a huge clan. Ends up a leader. Nice.

Gemini: the vampire that messes with everyone just because they're immortal. Gets in trouble lots because they can get out of it easily. The vampire who accidentally ends up well known among other vampires by doing something stupid as hell.

Cancer: feels guilty all the time. Likes the perks though. Living forever is cool.

Leo: the vampire who thinks they could be part of the Avengers or some crap. Thinks they're some kind of vampire superhero. Actually ends up being some really lonely vampire who longs for another half.

Virgo: always thinking of ways their kind can blend in with humans. Misses being human. Probably binges because they avoid eating for a long time.

Libra: the preppiest vampire ever. Who cares if we're undead? Doesn't mean we cant party and have a great fashion sense, am i right? Lets go become undead models in high fashion.

Scorpio: intensity increased by a million percent. Falls in love with a human. Appears like the stereotype but occasionally wishes they were human.

Sagittarius: no guilt whatsoever. Feels as if they're the superior race so who tf gives a damn about stupid humans. Plays with their food.

Capricorn: always coming up with ways to take over the world. Vampires should be in charge. Humans are so dumb and temporary.

Aquarius: uses their abilities to help people. Mostly wishes everyone was a vampire so they could all look after themselves. The vampire that was shunned from their clan for being too "human like".

Pisces: the coolest vampire ever. Uses their abilities to have fun. Thats it. You live forever so you might has well be eternally amused.

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common misconceptions of the signs

ARIES - you aren’t always outwardly angry or violent, most of the time you’re angry with yourself but no one takes notice.

TAURUS - you aren’t always self indulging, more often than not you put the well being of others above your own.

GEMINI - you aren’t fake, you just like pleasing everyone and you often comprise your true emotions to do so.

CANCER - you’re not a helpless baby, you are more than capable of taking care of yourself when necessary.

LEO - you’re not as vain as people make you out to be, you pour your heart into everyone around you.

VIRGO - you are not an indifferent perfectionist, you love to love and deserve to be recognized for this.

LIBRA - you are not a pushover, you are capable of firmly standing up for those in need without hesitation.

SCORPIO - you are not all jealousy and malice, you care deeply for your friends and family and will protect them at all costs.

SAGITTARIUS - you are not always an outgoing optimist, you can be easily lost in thought and taking time for yourself is important.

CAPRICORN - you’re not incapable of feeling genuine emotions, you’re filled to the brim with them, you just don’t know how to express yourself.

AQUARIUS - you’re not heartless or detached, you are willing to love as intensely as possible once the right person comes along.

PISCES - you are not always lost in your thoughts, you are highly receptive to the emotions of those around you, making you extremely compassionate and sympathetic.

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summer skin sneak peek: member group colors!

aries/#b23f66 taurus/#a2a5c0 gemini/#e4819a cancer/#7996c3 leo/#b37a81 virgo/#be85b0 libra/#61688e scorpio/#86c6a5 sagittarius/#dc7876 capricorn/#8badb0 aquarius/#e9a680 pisces/#8c719a

there you have it!

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superhero origins: send me the name of one of my characters and i’ll give you five facts about their origin that no one knows but me...

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ARIES you’re brave and insightful and rash no one can take that away from you they don’t have the right and they never will TAURUS you’ll exist until the bitter end stubborn and a survivor there is nothing in this world that can bring you down but yourself GEMINI you are a storm disguised as a cloudy evening the comedic and tragic masks of theater in a universe where the inhabitants are boring you are a bright light CANCER i’m sorry for the rupture in your peaceful, loving home i’m sorry for the shattering of a safe world i’m proud that you are the only one strong enough to put it back together now LEO your exuberance is legendary be aware be alive they cannot steal your radiance VIRGO a keen mind lovely lips forming words of holy prayers to peace you were robbed but they cannot take your grace, my love LIBRA you tried your best you are not bad for doing what it right to recover you deserve it you need help as much as everyone else does SCORPIO silent as a statue you bear it all with stoic, strong shoulders it is okay to cry recovery is not weakness SAGITTARIUS i trust your poetry and drive i trust your strength and capability one day there will be a time for you to trust that too just wait CAPRICORN after a lifetime of shouldering other people’s problems know that that is a good thing but self-care is a good thing too and there is a peace in balance AQUARIUS let your sympathy go they don’t deserve it after what they did to you you can make yourself the priority now i give you permission PISCES it is not your fault you were not weak or stupid you have a big heart and I’m proud of you for it

abuse in the zodiacs; l.m. (via apoeticmythos)