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Yeah but.. Tony is also that borderline insane behavior where he likes posts of people saying they wish they could date him and moan when they see him on screen. Tony’s freak ass prob would be down with the Lacho family for the fact Lalo is a top 80% of the time

ok true, not sure how he'd feel about the shit we talked about yesterday but maybe he'd find LANMAP funny, that would be super cool

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Nacho got cross bracelet, which is pretty normal accessory even if you're not religious, but what if Nacho was religious? Nacho probably is partially religious in canon, just lost all will to believe after shit he saw...

So the Catholic childhood trauma followed by Lalo corrupting him and 'recruiting' him. Making him a disgusting gay boy...

I imagine Nacho trying to beat Lalo for "making him gay", but Lalo just gets a boner💀

honestly I hc Nacho was raised a good Catholic boy because it seems like his parents would have been religious, but yeah once he started to grow up and met Tuco and all it was all over for him

he for sure has a ton of internalized homophobia, and I wouldn't be shocked if a lot of it was based in religious trauma

he should absolutely beat Lalo up for tempting him with his faggot wiles

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tdmm would file restraining orders on every single one of us

they'd be absolutely correct to do so

I live in fear of the day one of them finds one of my fanworks

kid named scared of the consequences of his actions

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I like that all lacho fans are just Lalo coded. Sick and twisted silly fellas <3

There's so many things I can't wait to see in so many of your fics👀

yeah I don't think I lost many if any followers yesterday and that's pretty impressive honestly

I actually gained a few mid-horseposting

idk what's wrong with all of you but folie a deux or whatever they say

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sorry I kind of went insane thinking about Lalo with a big pregnant belly full of huge moving pups. I think the average is 5, but I've seen dogs with up to 11 pups in them. perhaps. perhaps even growing little teats so he can feed the whole litter when they come out. oh my god and when they come out. 3 day labor, I want that man screaming himself hoarse the whole time while nacho holds him up against his chest so they still have gravity in their favor. maybe comforting him with some kisses and licks to the neck. and maybe rewarding Lalo for it all afterwards by fucking him the second the last pup and placenta are out

ohohohooho some GOOD thoughts, I hope my chapter lives up to your lovely ideas once it's out!!

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omg bad dragon Lalo got every discount, bros practically affiliated, he buys so much shit Nacho has to see Lalo's toy display...

Lalo: hey Nachito I have to show you my sex toy collection, it's kind of big

Nacho: psh sure ok whatever

Lalo:

Nacho:

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Lacho ponyplay when

I see 2 options here:

Nacho is the pony and Lalo talks like a cowboy and makes Nacho want to break his own leg so he can be turned into glue

OR

2. Lalo is the pony and does such a startlingly good job of emulating horse noises and gestures that Nacho is immediately turned off (<- not a horsefucker)

either way I think we could get a good story outta this one boys

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Lalo should have fucked Jimmy in front of the court in that episode where Jimmy gets him off on bail. Just bend him over the table and fuck him in front of god and everyone while his slut lawyer moans like a whore

case in point this ask was right under the last one

that would be a bold move but I like it, Lalo would do it while still handcuffed just to exude big dick energy in an American courtroom (his least favorite kind of courtroom, so it must be defiled)

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The Lalo X Saul ship gotta be one of my favs right under McWexler. We need the TOXCIITY WITH THESE MEN Saul sort of deserves it

there's at least one very dedicated anon in my askbox often who agrees with u, and I must apologize to all the lalosaul girlies for not engaging with it enough, it really is quite a good ship

I am just so insecure about writing Jimmy LMAO every LANMAP chapter with him in it is a struggle, he's so witty and I'm so... whatever you would call me idk IT'S HARD OKAY!!!

but I support u and the ship and will hopefully write it someday

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I love the range of anon asks on your page right now

From necrophilia to taylor swift to fucking horses

Idk how I got here but I'm happy where I'm at

I really opened pandora's box with this one that's for sure

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I think it would be hot if Hector fucked Nacho in front of Lalo. Especially if Lalo hasn’t made the first move yet. Let him show his beloved nephew how to properly fuck his underlings.

and in this corner we have this ask

the real question is, since this is clearly AU because Hector must be mobile for this to happen, can Tuco be there too to watch his bff get railed by his uncle while his faggot cousin has a cuck jealousy fit

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Gus fucking nacho in front of Lalo. Think about it.

I have and the conclusion is "the fact that Gus so sexily said 'you are mine' and then DIDN'T fuck Nacho in front of Lalo is a real unbravo bince moment"

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The song little miss perfect would actually break little prince Lalo Salamanca whose had to hide himself his whole life to remain on top of the food chain. That’s all guys.

I had to look this up and listen to it but it slaps thank you, you're spot-on with that

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I watched option 2 stay at 0% until the end, exactly one of you out there is Nacho Varga lurking amogus

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update on oh baby I'm a fool for you

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here i was hesitant to ask "would lalo spank nacho" then i see necro on your page

((drop the necro fics))

yeah it's really kind of a free-for-all in here, but the answer to your question is yes

((stop tempting me))

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Hello!

Your writing is so incredible and your output is insane!! Thank you for so much lovely filth!!

I really want to see Lalo fuck and humiliate Nacho in front of cartel people. At a poker night? Collection day? Party at the hacienda?

I feel like it could work well in 1800S or WBWH (which I adore btw)…

the next chapter of WBWH will be fun for you anon :)