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y'all

i'm getting like legit sorta emotional reading the notes / tags / etc on that post that started going around tonight and how a lot of you remember me or whatever and that's cool 

i just, wanted to check in for a hot second and let you guys know i made this dave blog at a really bad time in my life and so much has changed. he definitely helped the beginning of my recovery and things have been rocky but otherwise blossoming into something really amazing

i'm still dating the girl i met on this disaster of a roleplay account and we're perfectly horrible and happy together, going on three years strong this december. i love her a lot and wouldn't have been able to find my literal other half without the homestuck rp scene

as much as i gripe about that stupid meme i'm glad i got to share a piece of shitty internet history with all of you and hope life's been just as good. adios

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havve you evver fallen in the toilet kar did it its normal no big deal davve

this is fine

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update

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hey

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i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the produce aisle

what kind of produce

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what kind of produce

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You know your url looks VERY familiar. Reminds me of produce. 

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ive been sick and its not looking good lately. itll be fine i dont want to talk about it

YEAH SURE I’LL KEEP IT ON THE “DOWN LOW” AS WE CONTINUE THIS PUBLIC EXCHANGE, WHATEVER. 

I DON’T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND THAT YOU MANAGED TO BUY OR STEAL AN ACTUAL ISLAND NO MATTER HOW SKEWED ANY GIVEN EARTHLING’S ECONOMY CONTINUES TO PROVE TO BE. 

ANYWAY, DON’T YOU THINK IT WAS A STUPID IDEA TO GO ALONG WITH SOME GUY NAMED LOOSETHUMBS? I’VE ONLY SEEN LIKE, A FEW OLD MOB STORIES FROM HUMAN CINEMA AND EVEN I KNOW THAT’S THE STUPIDEST FUCKING IDEA SINCE CANNED GRUBLOAF. 

YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN LIVING IN SECLUSION FOR ALMOST A YEAR WHEN IT HASN’T EVEN ROUNDED A FULL HALF SWEEP SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE UNLESS MY CALENDAR IS MISTAKEN OR S OK FUCK YOU I DIDN’T READ PAST THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR LAST PARAGRAPH SINCE I ASSUMED THIS WAS ANOTHER BOGUS TANGENT THAT I WASN’T ABOUT TO FULLY INDULGE BUT YOU’VE STILL MANAGED TO COMPLETELY DODGE ANSWERING A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION.

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jesus christ okay keep it on the down low. im taking my gucci shades and fashionable 1920s aesthetic headscarf off but only for a second

did you know you can buy islands? thats what i did. actually im using the term "buy" loosely. i stole an island. took me a long time to gain the trust of one mr "loosethumbs" robinson. thats his codename. the girls and i called him loosethumbs back at the club to differentiate between him and our customers with tighter thumbs

he starts gabbin like, call me daddy, im like ok buddy i do whatever you want. youre paying me. then it gets weird. i guess its already weird but then he goes i always wanted to take my son to his own island. im like okay thumbs wheres my cash for the past half hour? hes like come with me dave. ill take you somewhere far away from the rustle and bustle of unfortunate internet popularity. im like you had me at crunchwrap supreme. he later confided in me that he never said anything about crunchwrap supreme

for almost a year ive been living in seclusion without internet on my island with daddy thumbs. BUT IT WAS ALL A TRICK. that wasnt me. ive never met a man named loosethumbs. my decoy has been enjoying perverted fantasy island life while ive been undercover as brandi from the real housewives of beverly hills. ok off topic but lisa from that show is really hot? basically what im saying is we couldnt afford to pay the internet bills for a while and ive been watching a lot of real housewives

YOU NEVER USED TO CALL ME ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND ANY RUSE INTENDED TO TRICK ME INTO BELIEVING THAT WILL JUST HAVE TO BE SET ASIDE WHILE WE’RE HAVING THIS *REAL LIFE CONVERSATION* LIKE *BIG TIME ADULTS*. 

WEREN’T YOU BUSY HIDING FROM YOUR INADVERTENT INTERNET POPULARITY?? 

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your name isnt kristina is it. kris. felt like i used to call you kris? why do i need a reason to pop in and check on the krusty krew

AS MUCH AS I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU IGNORED WHATEVER RAVING DRIVEL OF A MESSAGE ERIDAN LEFT FOR YOU TO HEAVE A STEAMING PILE OF YOUR OWN NONSENSICAL GARBAGE AT ME, THAT WAS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION, SO HEY LET ME JUST GO AHEAD AND SAVE US BOTH SOME TIME AND START REPEATING MYSELF: 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 

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carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE.

hey kristina, no time to explain. ive been hacking networks to play repeated versions of the same m&ms commercial. its a dirty & bizarre job but somebodys gotta do it. i guess i did have time to explain

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whose dick do you gotta gently fondle to get a denim chicken around here

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i hate every single one of you

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CHICAGO STREET ART on Flickr.

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