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latest character dynamic im obsessed with. do you see my vision

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SANTA THE UNION MAN 😭😭

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In my mind, there's the perfect d20 table of brennan gming with rekha, izzy, zac, ally, emily, and erika as the players with the express goal of just trying to break brennan, bonus points if they can get him to leave the table, because here's the thing- Sam's right, getting him mad is fantastic content and i'd watch the shit out of that campaign

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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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A few transformations

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🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

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Doodled Kawakami and Tae as a warm up and this might end up being the cutest thing I’ve ever drawn! Just a tired teacher with her goth GF on holiday!

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I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

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You know how people sometimes get a cat by just having a random stray cat with no collar and no chip walk in and sit on the couch like "yo fucknuts I live here now", and the people just go "well fuck, guess I gotta go get a litterbox then."

Now consider: Humans doing that to the fae. Not being captured by the fae folk, not taken against their will but stubbornly walking in to their realm and refusing to leave before one of them agrees to take this damn creature. Faeries telling each other "naww come on, you can't make it leave, it already ate your food. Everyone knows you gotta keep them if you've fed them."

And another faery yells back "I did not fucking feed that thing, it climbed into my pantry and was eating flour straight out of the bag!"

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