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i think if u make it to 30 yrs old and you arent sexually attracted to some shit like blankets like youll probably be alright but what are u doing it all for man

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Some dogs look like ants and some ants look like dogs.

-Ant and Dog Lenin

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Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

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"wise master," said the student, "how can i attain greatness at posting?"

"simple," replied the master. "through patience and long practice."

"but master," said the student, bursting out with impatience, "every time i go online i see people my age getting 50k notes, 100k notes!"

the master chuckled. "the self-assuredness of the 22-year-old lends itself well to the occasional callow foray into posting, it's true. but for posts of true substance, one must turn to the mentally ill 30-something tgirls. observe."

she pulled up a post on her phone. the student peered at it. he did not laugh. he said, "but master -- this post only has 12 notes. and it's not even funny."

"kill yourself," said the master.

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I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.

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portraits of transgender women, from 'identity: in and beyond the binary,' dave naz, 2017.

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that one friend everyone else thinks is morose and silent but is actually the resplendent koi fish:

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Maja Djordjevic

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Satire requires you to cup the balls and stroke that shit in a corkscrew motion

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Metroidvania cheese: If you stand in this one specific spot and crouch the boss can’t hit you so you can spam weak projectiles until it dies

Fighting game cheese: There’s actually a way to beat this setup but it’s unintuitive so players who haven’t seen it before don’t know how, you can just do it over and over and unless they figure it out you win

MOBA cheese: This build and strategy is terrible at teamfighting and provides basically no utility for your team, but it makes you automatically win against a specific opponent and/or lets you one-shot squishy targets for your YouTube montage

Soulslike cheese: This is a mechanic the devs intentionally put in the game for you to use to make things easier and/or more fun, if you use it that clearly makes you a scrub

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard