lobotomy-unicorn

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Have you thought about getting a Subaru?

@randythehacker

Bird flight is free and much more convenient.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven it seems

[cringes a little bit]

You are grandfather now

I just found out I have a child

I know you don't want this

but I wanted to let you know about this

@crimson-the-raven

I'm not??? Your father???? This has??? Nothing to do with me????

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I like you! But that's because I enjoy getting blown up, shot, hit by cars, getting turned inside out on a whim...

Nobody likes me on account of my awful personality and wildly inconsistent demeanor have they considered that I'm

• Hot

??

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Nobody likes me on account of my awful personality and wildly inconsistent demeanor have they considered that I'm

• Hot

??

[lobotomy-unicorn]

He's got a point.

I like that he's just fine with it

[lobotomy-unicorn]

danganronpa in 2024..? hello ...?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

WHERE DO I SIGN UP????

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven why did I find a bunch of pictures of your ass on my boyfriend's computer

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I DON'T KNOWWWW

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I have no interest in clones, or any of you people's business. This is all very confusing and I am frankly too old to care.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been enjoying photography lately, and I'd like to go take pictures. Good day.

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Uh, no. Absolutely not. I want nothing to do with this.

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I'd sure hope I don't. Also, I... don't think clothes are genetically passed down.

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I'm sorry? I'm unfamiliar.

Another raven this is interesting

@crimson-the-raven

Oh. Scary.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Another raven this is interesting

@crimson-the-raven

Oh. Scary.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Frightening.

As the bed frame says 42 69 74 63 68 🫵

[ @aarielss ]

Hm? Oh. You. Aren't you normal now?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

As the bed frame says 42 69 74 63 68 🫵

[ @aarielss ]

Hm? Oh. You. Aren't you normal now?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Why are you looking at me like that?

I like that he's just fine with it