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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row
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Can never forgive them for getting rid of Dean’s jewelry 😔
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#deans not turning around are u people insane he'd make it all the way out and keep looking forward#we talked about this years ago. i remember.
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they could've chosen me. i would've behaved so well as the new pope
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should have realized that chicago pope is another sign supernatural is returning
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irregularly scheduled reminder that im a billion more times active on @wizardnuke where i reblog funny posts talk about dnd shows and complain about my tummy hurting
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@ prev ask hey check if this button here ⬇️ is on for that post
it subscribes u to a post so u get every note that happens to it in ur notifs and i have turned it on accidentally before
dont listen to aspen its your poast now
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hi there. i don't know you but i keep getting notifications for all the comments and reblogs on your spiders georg post. functional webbed site. anyway i hope you have a really good day and maybe even find $14 on the ground


awesome webbed site. if it helps i dont get notifs for that post. tumblr gave you guardianship of it
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Mary should have offhandedly assumed/called Dean a womanizer because 1) it would have broken his brain trying to thread the line between the masculine yes and the mother appropriate no that’s not true I ♥️ commitment and women and not sleeping around. And 2) because Sam would obviously jump to correct the fact that Dean does not get bitches and instead watches action movies with a man on a Weekly basis instead and THREE) because she would have said something like well, you know. Apple, tree… and dean would go oh dad got around huh. And she’d go not your father. And it would break deans brain again to grapple with womanizer mother and whether that makes him similar or different from her
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love how we’ve all made our points so now it’s just like ‘as per my post 3 years ago…..’
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man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something
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