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cute mf just cheesin with his whole face ugh

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it’s that time of year again folks

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Luigi Mangione leaving his arraignment in Manhattan on Dec. 23; photos by Adam Gray.

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freak

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Me sitting at the dinner table:

Me:

Me:

Me: *thinks* they don't know I'm thinking about Harry potter's dead dad and his death eater forbidden love

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Evan at Bartys funeral: I need a moment with him

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Evan, leaning over Barty‘s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead

Barty sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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the sun

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we need more recognition for his loyal companion 🐴

i can't draw horses

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James: "You call it a near death experience."

Sirius: "We call it a vibe check from God."

Regulus: *eye twitches*

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Evan: Yeah, me and Barty don't use pet names.

Pandora: Really? What does a bee make?

Evan: Honey?

Regulus: No, no you're doing it wrong. What do you call a female dog?

Evan: A bitch?

Barty (falling from the ceiling): Yea dickhead?

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*power goes out*

Evan: Fucking shit, I can’t see anything

Barty: Don’t worry. I’ve got this covered.

Barty: *stomps feet*

Barty: *sketchers light up*

Barty: You’re welcome

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Peter: *Can't complete his assignment*: guess I'll just kill myself

Regulus: There's bleach in the bathroom

Remus: And a rope in my trunk in case it doesn't work

James and the rest of the gryffindors....

Evan: Stop being a coward jump off the astronomy tower

Barty: Do a flip!!

Sirius: WhY aRe YOU in THe GryFfinDor CoMmon ROoM!?!?

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Playdate 🌟

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NEW BUDDY DADDIES ART EVERYBODY

link here

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OH