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me: heterophobia isn’t real twitter: #HeterosexualPrideDay me: i, a known heterophobe,

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bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

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can someone explain to me

Why it’s perfectly acceptable to read all day, to garden all day, to be at the pool all day, to work all day, to shop all day, to be out with friends all day, but the minute you decide to sit at a computer or console and game all day, suddenly you’re wasting your life?

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me: [wakes up]

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Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

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the worst!!! thing!!! is having certain names POISONED for you……every time you hear That Name your gut twists and you feel sick and unsettled or angry

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This should be a movie. (via Patrick Lenton)

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I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

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Whenever you feel creatively stuck or lacking in motivation, try to imagine Rebecca Sugar is standing over your shoulder, encouraging you, believing in you, and only occasionally suggesting that you “make it gayer”.

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girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

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how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

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if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

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