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this is what happens when tav is away

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Finished watching blue eye samurai!

Loved it but I could not get this out of my head the entire time lol I’m sure it’s been done before

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People that view TOTK Link as some brave, heroic, masculine hero have clearly not played the same game as me because

My Link is a silly little twink

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ASTARION.

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a vampire stroking ur hair as they're fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

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Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

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im cooking

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writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt

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Does someone want to buy me the mistborn series but specifically these covers because the current UK ones are actually ass.

Plain white books with what looks like a few doodles completely sucks the life out of them and doesn’t give me the ‘epic high fantasy’ vibe I'm wanting.

Sort it out Brando Sando

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I need more Kings Of The Wyld content uhhggg

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i love books where characters do infinitely dumber shit than me like this book im reading where this guy just lived in a warehouse in vermont without heating in the coldest month of winter and he’s straight up hallucinating bc of the cold and get pneumonia and also a head wound. all i’ve done is have an awkward lunch with a team member

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*handling a skeleton* since we cannot know this individual's gender, I will refer to them with the gender neutral term 'bestie'

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The dance of the dragons beginning with the first major casualties

Meanwhile Daemon in Harrenhal:

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Who else got jumpscared by this horrific Aemond cosplay from Matt Smith

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Just saw someone call Vhagar 'sky godzilla' and that's so real

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Ned Stark really threw his life away to say his silly little joke…

Could’ve at least got his kids out of Kings Landing first god damn

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Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness

Elrond: does it-

Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah