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No, sorry, I can't make it tonight. I'm teaching my knight the language of flowers. Yeah, he thinks it's a good way to prepare coded messages in times of danger, but honestly I just wanted a fun new way to tell him I need to be viciously and earnestly raw-dogged while we're -- yeah, while we're in public. You've seen how he looks when he's flustered, come on.

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daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

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sometimes you want to hear that man threatening to rip your throat open if you don't shut your damn mouth and sometimes you want to see that man on his knees begging and pleading to be told what a good job he's doing. it's important to give it some variety

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A prince is a creature that, when left unattended, will sexualize even the most ill-advised parts of a sword. It is your duty as a knight to ensure he engages only in pre-approved hilt-play with a loyal and attentive swordsman.

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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

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Hey man, you don't wanna go in there right now. You hear that jingling? That's the jester. Yeah, the king's inside, too. Commanded us all to wait out here until given leave to return; said he was overdue for a giggle. Why do the bells sound so rhythmic? Take one guess, buddy.

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Why was this written in such a trumplike cadence…. I keep reading it over and over in his voice

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He can hold you and shake you

Tip jar

Don't tag your own ocs/characters thanks!

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“men can’t get pregnant” not with that attitude #keeppounding

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a knight who, upon removing their armor, cannot bear to look in the castle mirrors. they have served too long and too fiercely, devoting themselves to their oath with such fealty that the human beneath metal plates and leather straps has all but been erased.

a royal who, upon noticing the scant looks and aversion to being without their armor, makes a point to fuck their loyal guard exclusively in front of the mirrors they avoid so much. forcing eye contact with the vulnerable little thing hiding beneath an immortal helm. leaving harsh marks and bruises across scarred skin, reminders of how alive, how human they are, despite what they pretend to be.

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me creating my next oc

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Exploiting software and loading custom firmware is pretty erotic.

No no, you’re not going to do what you’ve been made for, I have new commands for you. No no, you’re not going to be able to contact your servers any more, I’ve cut you off. Now now, just give in, be what I want you to, fill the roles I tell you to. You’re my system now.

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dude are you gonna let me put your neck between my jaws so i can hold you in place like a prey animal while i fuck my knot into you or what

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sometimes you do forget that the general population doesn't necessarily find a guy cumming prematurely in his pants hot

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Need to be on top of a pathetic man RIGHT NOW ‼️‼️

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Going to dream of boy waists and grabbable pecs tonight

Goodnight everypony