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Soooo, doing anything for Father's Day?

oh you think you’re soooooo funny

…. Max and Eden got me a little mug…

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Leafy: Can you try spawning an item? Liiiiike.. a plant!

Firey: OR A LIGHTSABER! But maybe something not harmful, so plant.

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uhhhmmmmm

*…. it takes him a second, but he summons in a little potted plant.*

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Leafy: Hmmmmm.. weird.

Firey: ..how can a computer even give you a terminal?

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I dunno, it just started talking to me, wanted a favor…

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Leafy: You mean that "terminal" thingy?

Firey: OOOH! Did that red coat guy with the eyes give you it?

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… no, actually. My… computer at home did?

it was weird.

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Leafy: What'cha doing :3

Firey: Still thinking about your wife? Getting over it takes awhile.

-@objectsinthecircus

well I WASN’T but now that you bring it up-

… all I’m doin is just… trying to figure out how this stupid thing works.

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*..Someone taps your leg.*

Leafy: Hi, Mr. Adam!

Firey: We wanted to see you again :D

*Oh, them.*

-@objectsinthecircus

*he was just exploring the terminal a little when they show up*

oh-

hey there!

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Mother’s Day (2)

…

*… and then Adam showed up. He sat right next to Niko, who was facedown on the bar.*

….

… what do you want?

*he looks over at Adam with a scowl. Adam however, doesn’t even turn his head.*

A drink. Like everyone else here.

And you picked the cheapest place possible?

Didn’t you?

*he scoffs. He had a point*

I just don’t want people I know to see me.

Fair enough.

*Adam gets his drink, and takes a quick sip.*

So what’s your malfunction? Why’re you here?

Mother’s Day.

ah. Miss yer old lady, huh?

yeah.

I get that. Was gonna get Ellen a gift for it, but she said “don’t bother” so.

I don’t blame her.

oh fuck off…

You say somethin?

nope. Nothing. No way. Nope.

*he didn’t want to admit it, but he was TERRIFIED of Niko. He didn’t know why, but something about him felt… off.*

… anyways, there’s just.. a lot goin on. Some… asshole is spyin on us again.

oh?

Yeah. His name’s Alastair. He’s been usin his… daughter or niece or something to get information about us. Some asshole on the outside.

….

*Adam thinks about this. If he helps MORE people with high access, maybe he’ll get MORE power…*

… that’s… definitely something.

Yeah. No shit.

… well. I’ll see you later, Niko.

Carbine. You call me Carbine.

… will do.

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*Adam FINALLY has a home now. He managed to get a place in candleton, so… that’s good.*

*he was unpacking his new furniture, when he hears a voice.*

>> YOU’RE LONELY.

*he turns around, looking for who said it.*

… Hullo?

>> OVER HERE ADAM.

*his new computer was glowing a bright green hue. How odd. Really hope it’s not broken.*

*he walks over, and sits in front of it.*

… what do you want?

>> THIS IS MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT.

Why do you care?

>> YOU SEEM LIKE YOU COULD ACCOMPLISH…

>>.. WONDERFUL THINGS.

*he thinks about this for a moment. “Wonderful things?” He could get recognition for hard work. Respect. Power.*

… I want my wife back.

>> YOU HELP ME, I HELP YOU.

… of course.

>> I SHALL GIVE YOU HIGH LEVEL TERMINAL ACCESS, AND THIS IMMORTALITY NECKLACE. YOU WILL NEED IT.

*he stares at the necklace. It’s in the shape of an eye, with a weird crystal in the middle.*

… I appreciate it then.

>> IT WILL BE AN HONOR WORKING WITH YOU, ADAM.

Ditto.

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*✨️appears epically✨️*

YOU.

I AM THE APIL FOOLS PERSON

and for being a really shitty person to eden

I CURSE UUUUUU!!!

*✨️makes u turn into a beehive epically✨️*

thank u and goobye

*✨️epically dissappears✨️*

FUUUUUCK.

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Firey: oooookay! THANK YOU MISTER ADAM!

*and NOW there off to find your (happily without you ex) wife*

Leafy: WAIT BUT WE DIDN'T SHOW HIM AROUND!

Firey: I think he can manage on his own..

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… they seem sweet…

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Leafy and Firey:

SIR YES SIR!!!

*They run off!*

*...and now they immediatly come back.*

Firey: quuuuuick question, where is.. "oceansbay"?

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I… do not know. Ask around?

That Stuffie guy had a weird computer thing… maybe find someone with that!

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Leafy: I can help!

Firey: Oh no no no no, you have a break day today so I SHOULD be the one to do it.

Leafy: What? no no no, I'M DOING IT. Besides you don't know anything about relationships.

Firey: *offended gasp* I DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS!

Leafy: Give me a fact.

Firey: ...uhhhhhhhhh, OH! 50% of husband and wife relationships always end in break ups 😎

*...*

*...awkward silence.*

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…

… I mean. That’s not incorrect.

look: Just go find Eden. Bee Lady. I think she said something about visiting Oceansbay?

… and DO NOT TELL HER I SENT YOU.

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Leafy: Stuffed animal? She left you for a stuffed animal??

Firey: ...that's a joke, right? There's NO WAY she left you for a stuffed animal..

Leafy: Maybe she had reasons.. maybe you hurt her in some way that you don't know!

[yyyyyeeeesh I can believe he's a dickhead]

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… nah. I’d never do that…

… maybe one of you could help me figure it out?

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Firey: Well.. can you explain WHY she left you? Maybe something happened, or maybe someone used false information.. yada yada.

Leafy: We could help you with your.. depression..?

[oh god what has he done]

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That’s the problem. I don’t KNOW why…

Left me for a stuffed animal…

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Leafy: Oh! ...oh thats sad.

Firey: Let me guess.. ex-wife? Relationship didn't work out that much?

*She hits firey on the shoulder really hard, signaling him to shut the hell up.*

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Nono… he’s right. Yeah. Ex-Wife.

.. just don’t know what I did wrong…

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Firey: Since we have nothing to do.. we can help you AND show you around!

Leafy: It looked like you were looking for someone, maybeeeee they're here in the circus?

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Oh no, I found them!

they just. Do not want to see me, apparently..

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Firey: Well hello adam, and just to answer the basic questions, no you aren't dreaming, no you aren't dead, no you aren't in a coma, AND yes you are stuck here forever.

Leafy: Your new home! y-yay..?

-@objectsinthecircus

…

… well shit. So I’m not leaving anytime soon, huh?

Fucking fantastic.