I post and reblog random stuff. I also tend to be pretty inconsistent with how active I am. ANYWYAS she/they 💜 you can call me El. I’m a minor so pls don’t be weird. Pfp is Jasmin from Mother Mother
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Just so y’all know, I’m alive. I just barely go on tumblr anymore.
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Every time Mother Mother releases a new album a little piece of my heart breaks and then heals again.
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Wait. Nvm it’s July 5th 😭 I’m a bit stupid
I forgot that dashcon 2 is tmr. Fun.
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Last that I knew it was, but I’ve also been extremely inactive so 🤷♀️
I forgot that dashcon 2 is tmr. Fun.
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I forgot that dashcon 2 is tmr. Fun.
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Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.
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So. I went to a festival and rode rides and stuff, right? I was so freaked out on the zipper ride that my hands were quite literally tingling after from how hard I was gripping the bars 😭
#it was also the first ride I rode..#was fun tho minus being convinced I was gonna ride when flipping upside down backwards
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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NONONO TRUST ITS NOT THAT BAD I SWEAR
So I tried pineapple pizza yesterday and honestly, it’s pretty good..
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So I tried pineapple pizza yesterday and honestly, it’s pretty good..
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imagine all the prehistoric cave creatures that never got discovered because they were so small and slimy... im so sorry dark suckler i love you...
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every day when i get home from work i sing “my little kidney bean” and our cat comes sprinting out of the bedroom to jump on the couch and be eye level with me in the doorway. This is because she is shaped like a bean and knows this
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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