Beatrice (Ball to friends) • she/they • the header is where I post from (it + icon courtesy of everyonesadoptivedad 💜)
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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it
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It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.
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Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child
If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.
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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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The quirkiest loveliest man lives here he was growing passion fruit through his house like some art project he gave me a few off the plants outside. Random moments like this make life.
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Can't even have a pity party anymore without 39384 people going "gosh same!" and starting to narrate their life like its a diary entry.
Girl, get a tumblr.com
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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie
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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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