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i realized i never posted the full thing here so uwahhhh

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Sketchy comic of an idea I needed to get out

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cats when they finish their food so there’s no food left because they finished their food and now there’s no food (0 food bc they finished it)

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every game wishes it was objectum. btw. all of them

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video games.

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she's so normal ❤

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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has anyone done this yet

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🐜

can you watch her while i go smoke

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

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anything to be free again

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