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Ceaseless Watcher, i want that butch obliterated

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A slightly older fanart that i never uploaded anywhere

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So I’ve been on a trip with basically no Wi-Fi, so I haven’t been able to be on tumblr much. I have however made these drawings!

Agnes Montague, my beloved

Elias Bouchard, I love these drawings, they turned out so good

And last Simon Fairchild, my adopted grandpa

I’m really loving this new line less art style! It’s so much fun!

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PROTOCOL RETURNING FROM THE WAR NEXT WEEK

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHAKING SCREAMING CRYING

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Would an ask blog of this crossover thing be something y'all would be interested in?-

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This with me and my Sam n Alice designs at the enthusiastic suggestion of @therealdistortion :3

And the sketches bc I am the queen of grey

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I’d like you to focus on Sam self-identifying as a baby-shrimp🦐✨

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I really wish that when John was talking to Gerry they should’ve ended the conversation with Gerry low-key frantically telling John the in the archives there are some tapes in a Hidden Place that he Has To Destroy and to not Ever listen to them and when John gets back he finds and listens to them (because of course he fucking would do you know who we’re talking about here?) and it’s just the most dogshit mixtapes you have ever heard in your life. Like I’m talking it should count as a leightner because anyone who listens inexplicably has their ears bleed, and as a bonus there are covers of songs done by a teenage Gerry

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i've seen several variations on this meme with legolas & gimli but no one but me gets which way around it should be it should be like this:

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the besties three drinks before ruining aragorn's wedding

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resting

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As a long-time fan of Stoker's book, Daily Dracula has me absolutely stoked because after decades of movie and TV adaptations slipping further and further from Stoker's work, and watering down Count Dracula's character into a generic romantic vampire and his enemies into milquetoast Victorian twats, the Internet is rediscovering that "Dracula" is really about a Victorian D&D party going full murderhobo on a megalomaniacal vampire supervillain as revenge for vamping their polycule sweetheart.

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June 25th is such a tease for shovel day

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Guys it’s john seward, quincey morris, and arthur holmwood

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You mentioned sewage but have you considered john is slang for toilet. And he can never put the word off after his nickname in a sentence

I hope Dr. Seward never finds this.

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Jonathan Stims, head blorbo of the autism insitute

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WOE