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kris does have the ability to stop themselves from saying stupid shit when the player orders it which means they are totally cool with saying “Bangin’ sermon, my man” to a priest

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*tucks hair behind ear and bats lashes at you* Stanford being mean to Stanley because he looks like him and he doesnt realise the one hes truly angry at is not Stanley but himself c:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

it used to be 2007 you know

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it used to be 2007 you know

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rouxls' section in the wikipedia article for deltarune characters is really funny to me

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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

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Toby Fox being worried about fans having a negative reception to characters he likes or finds funny (Spamton, Tenna, etc) feels a bit silly given how excellent he is at writing until you remember that a) even the best of writers still feel insecure about things and get anxiety and b) literally everything about the fandom reception to Alphys at launch

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the worst part of being a non-american on the internet is statistically you're probably going to make a lot of friends who ARE american and then you start getting crazy thoughts like "i should take a vacation to buttfuck tennessee" or "i wish i could immigrate to new jersey"

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Why do horses have such a cartoonish tongue.

it looks like something that would have been drawn by someone who has never seen a horse up close and didn't feel like looking up what horse tongues look like and decided to just make something up, but no, their tongues actually just fucking look like that. Absolute cartoon animal nonsense.

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there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

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just exported ch4s sprites! and its very important to me that this one is called spr_susie_breakfast_polite

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Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

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Would be asleep right now, but there are Fictional Characters to imagine in emotional situations. You know how it is.

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I know they don't think about their world views as thoroughly as I do, but the people arguing shit like "society should be forcibly returned to the natural order of things" make strange implications of how the world works. Who is overseeing that the natural world functions naturally? Do you think that plants bully each other into growing out of the ground instead of upside-down from the clouds? Is the only thing keeping zebras from hunting in packs like wolves and eating people peer pressure?

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“Is it working? Is this thing on?”

An introduction to this blog, and my AU! :]

“Greetings! Cryptozoologist, Dr. Stanford Pines here! It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance! Now, we’re very new to the whole “blog” thing, so you’ll have to bear with us!”

“Here at our blog, you can ask us anything! By us, I mean my stellar and brilliant spouses, Emma-May, and Fiddleford! Yes, spouses plural! The three of us are in a three-way marriage. Well, at least in theory. It is still illegal for me to marry a man in the 90s after all, so Fidds and I aren’t “official” as of yet!”

“As stated before, I am a cryptozoologist! Emma is a paleontologist, and Fidds is an engineer! Feel free to ask us anything! Whether it’s about us, or our studies! Bye now!”

// Hello! Mod here! (ignore any spelling errors in my writing, i’m terrible-)

Welcome to my au! Of course, I can’t spoil much at all, it would ruin all the fun! However, I can give you a list of species that everyone is!

Ford is a sabertooth and direwolf hybrid! “But spoofy, wdym he’s half sabertooth? he just looks like a wolf!” ah yes, Stan (who will appear later) took all the sabertooth traits… Shermie however (who will also eventually make an appearance) does look like an actual hybrid!

Fiddleford is an opossum! I was gonna make him a squirrel, but the imagery of him “playing dead” everytime he freaks out is too funny… also I think it would be so in character for him to hang upside down while he plays his banjo.

Emma-May is a river otter! She was also going to be a squirrel, but I didn’t want to make her the same species as Fidds and also an otter just fits perfectly in my head…

As more characters are introduced, you’ll get more info on em! Happy to have y’all! Send in them asks!

Bye!!!

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴