localcryptic
localcryptic
one star uber driver named "wife of tarantula"
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avi || he/him || 22obsessing over Fallen Hero atmi post about my ocs a lot. talk to me about them. if you darei have a critical role sideblog @jokesterlavorre
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localcryptic · 12 hours ago
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Leonid Meteor Storm, as seen over North America on the night of November 12-13, 1833, from Bilderatlas der Sternenwelt (Atlas of the Star World) (1892) by Edmund Weiss (Austrian, 1837-1917)
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localcryptic · 13 hours ago
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localcryptic · 14 hours ago
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did you seriously just let it linger
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localcryptic · 16 hours ago
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whos comming over to my house of blocks
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localcryptic · 19 hours ago
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localcryptic · 21 hours ago
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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localcryptic · 1 day ago
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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
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localcryptic · 2 days ago
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Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.
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localcryptic · 2 days ago
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localcryptic · 2 days ago
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no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it
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localcryptic · 2 days ago
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me: (bringing a girl into my room) oh sorry thats my twisted effigy i scream at it when no one's around and sometimes i bet the shit out of it or set it on fire
the twisted effigy: y.. o u... d.. E s.. eeerv.. ed.. i .. T...
me: dude not now im about to get laid
the girl: what the fuck is that
me: ugh! i just told you! my effigy!
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localcryptic · 2 days ago
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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important
the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also
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localcryptic · 3 days ago
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saw someone post this lmaooo
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localcryptic · 3 days ago
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I really like those "here are my ocs with their pride flags" type of arts and I thought of making one but unfortunately I just keep making bi bitches
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localcryptic · 3 days ago
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localcryptic · 3 days ago
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Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
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