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Due to popular demand, the water fountains are now dispensing La Croix

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Due to a high volume of calls we have decided to ignore the phone completely. Good luck!

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There are pens…. Everywhere….

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This is not Hogwarts, your cat, rat, or toad must stay home.

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Due to budget cuts you will have to wipe the whiteboard off with your shirt sleeve.

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First hour will start late today on account of the principal stopping everyone to look at the sunrise sky.

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The art department is doing some sort of wood burning project this week so just ignore the fire alarm when it goes off.

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It’s hot so we’ll turn on the sprinklers for everyone to run through at lunch today.

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We’ve decided to replace the library with a swimming pool. Just seemed more fun.

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The cafeteria will be off limits on Wednesday so the Football team can use it to do their yearly yoga retreat. 

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The kids in the AP classes will let you know they are in AP classes at least once per day. There’s no known way to get them to stop.

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From now on, students who are late to class will have to do the macarena before being allowed in.

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The Chemistry teacher’s name is not “Professor Snape” please stop calling him that???

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Filming the freshmen “in their natural habitat for a nature documentary” is STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

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This is not a boarding school, all students and teachers must leave the property by 9:00pm. 

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The cheer squad is not impressed by your Bring It On references.

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Teachers please stop bringing fish for lunch.... the staff room STINKS.