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oh god can you imagine what's going on in alice's brain right now??? poor girl had to choose between saving her ex who she's in love with and her long time friend and coworker and in the end lost both. so she springs into action desperately trying to get them back because if only she had been quicker, if she had been better at warning sam or paid more attention to colin then maybe they wouldn't be in this position. she throws herself into it, prioritising the Goal over her own safety and all we can do is watch as she is scared and angry and grieving her friends. she'll throw herself into every dangerous situation but she won't be afforded the luxury of death.

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tma has a track record of the most heartbreaking straight relationships (cough timsasha cough cough) so of course alice and sam were doomed from the start

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yayyyy i love alice so much

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Petition for Alice to bring Heinrich back to London so I can enjoy more of their comedy gold

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LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GOOOOOO

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tmagp signature scents 🌺

what do the OIAR employees smell like? what are their favourite scents?

Alice: canonically smells like patchouli. earthy and warm and comforting. buys tiny samples from local shops and etsy witches. she knows how to smell good 4 cheap 🩷

Gwen: cherries. something clean and crisp, but slightly edgy. it's not very noticeable unless you're up close and personal. she keeps a sample in her bag, just in case ❤️

Celia: lavender and milky vanilla, mild but soothing. clean but slightly sweet. avoids stronger scents because of jack. georgie gifted her the perfume for new years 💜

Sam: coffee and musk, professional but warm. his masculinity is not fragile, he loves bath and body works scents. in fact, he gets the whole matching bath set 🧡

Colin: citrus and spicy. he doesn't use cologne, old spice and aftershave are enough. he smells surprisingly nice despite the agony and mental despair he suffers 🩶

Lena: chanel no. 5. clean, mature, and the most basic scent you could imagine. she likely got it as a gift and is still working through the same damn bottle 🤎

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The real horror of this episode is the corporate project/board meeting

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trying out different styles using gwedolyn bouchard cause i love how dumb with ambition she is she is so funny

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i need them to be in a consensual BDSM relationship

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alice honey i don't think threatening an ex-stasi woman while making friends with an eldritch german fear guy will help assuage your guilt about losing colin and sam

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episode 39 of the magnus protocol ruined my life. did it ruin your life too? you may be entitled to compensation! you also may be entitled to beating jonny and alex to death.

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Ex Boyfriend disappeared thru magic portal, might go to Germany to visit an ancient scare puppet. we'll see. Alice Dyer cosplay based off of @lonelyslutavatar 's design here on tumblr! i Adore their Alice and Heinrich. #tmp #magnusprotocol

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Gwen, upon Alice's eventual return from Berlin:

(Hey @billielhindle. Lookit! 😊)

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Not crazy about the proportions here but whatevs, go my buff melanie!

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I have maternal instincts towards this doodle of baby jonathan sims 💔

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Thought I'd hop on that apple art trend with Martin and Jon :)

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Jmart