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[localxhuman]

I will be moving felix to the multi

[localxhuman]

I will be moving felix to the multi

[localxhuman]

Hmmm consider this a...starter call

Multis, pls specify muse !

Lengths may vary !

[localxhuman]

Gauge Burek (c) kosmos

[localxhuman]

Im kinda taking this week to myself to play some games with the bestie & finish our r.esident a.lien rewatch. Ill be here this weekend

[localxhuman]

Fun fact that Felix has fathered roughly 30 children and mothered roughly 23 😌

Of course they are...all back on his home planet and he has nothing to do with them, but...y'know

[localxhuman]

𝐘𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐀-𝐙 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

A - Affection: How affectionate are they during sex? Is it different with people they're romantically involved with? Can they sleep with people they aren't?

B - Body: Are they into a specific physique? Why or why not? Are they just preferences or complete turn offs?

C - Chatter: Do they like to talk during the act? If so what do they like to talk about? Is it just dirty talk or something different?

D - Dominance: Are they into those types of power dynamics? Or do they like to stick to whose topping and bottoming? If they are into it why? If they aren't why not?

E - Erotica: Do they read or watch it? Does it get them in the mood? Do they create it themselves?

F - Food: Do they believe certain foods can be aphrodisiacs? If so what foods are like that for them? Do they like using food in the bedroom or is it too messy?

G - Group sex: Have they ever tried it? Would they ever want to try it if they haven't? If they don't enjoy it why not?

H - Humiliation: Are they into it? Why or why not? How far will they go? Do they enjoy being de-humanized or is it more being made fun of?

I - Intensity: Do they like intense scenes? Or are they more a slow and take their time kind of person?

J - Jousting: Do they like having more than one object or person inside of them? If so do they prefer toys or just multiple partners? Are they curious about it?

K - Kiss and Tell: Do they talk about their sex life to others? If they do do they go into detail or are they more casual about it? Do they share photos with other people or are those private?

L - Licking: Do they enjoy using their tongue on their partners or is it too gross? If so what are their favorite places to use their tongue?

M - Masturbation: Is it a part of sex for your muse? Or is it something completely different? Do they enjoy watching their partner or being watched?

N - Nope: Do they enjoy orgasm denial or do they want to see how many times they can make their partner cum? Somewhere in-between?

O - Open: Do they enjoy having things in their mouth? If so what are their favorite oral fixations? (fingers, toys, giving oral, etc.)

P - Preference: Does size really matter to your muse? Whether it be for others or toys in general. Do they have a favorite type of toy they like to use? If so is it the same to use on other people?

Q - Quiet: Do they enjoy trying to see how long their partner can last without making a sound? Do they enjoy loud or quiet partners?

R - Risk: Are they into some risky kinks? (breath play, exhibitionism, blood play, etc.) If so what are their favorites? Do they practice them safely?

S - Suspension: Are they into being suspended like on a swing or during rope play? Or if not, what's the highest place they've ever had sex?

T - TMI: Your opportunity to talk about any dirty thing you want to talk about with your muse. Could be kinks they like or just facts.

U - Underwear: Do they enjoy lingerie or dressing up for their partner? Or is it too much of a hassle? Favorite garments to wear? Do they ever go without underwear?

V - Violation: Are there any kinks your muse flat out won't do or even people they know? Are bringing them up enough to turn your muse away from a potential partner for good? Any pet names get them like that?

W - Water: Do they enjoy shower sex or anywhere else that's wet like a pool or hot tub? Is it too awkward?

X - X Ray: What's going on under your muse's clothes? Do they have any special scars or places they like to be touched or avoided? Describe their physique and anything else you'd like to expand on.

Y - Yes: Do they have any specific turn ons? Things that will automatically make your muse say yes to sleeping with someone else. If not what are some other things that get them in a more romantic mood? Lighting? Dinner?

Z - Zones: Favorite places they like to be touched? Are some less obvious than others? Any places they absolutely hate being touched?

[localxhuman]

Go on Anon and ask my muse your burning questions!

About them, about their world, about their friends- Anything!

[localxhuman]

"𝚃𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜"

A STUDY IN...trying to belong. foreign creatures exploring earth. being just a lil goofy. trying to understand why humans are the way they are. getting lost in the desert...too often. no, seriously, why are humans like this?

BIO. RULES. Indie. Selective. Mutuals Only. Fandomless OC - Alien Disguised As A Human. Loved & Tamed by Kenobi. Minors DNI, 21+, Mun is 30+.

[localxhuman]

[localxhuman]

"𝚃𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜"

A STUDY IN...trying to belong. foreign creatures exploring earth. being just a lil goofy. trying to understand why humans are the way they are. getting lost in the desert...too often. no, seriously, why are humans like this?

BIO. RULES. Indie. Selective. Mutuals Only. Fandomless OC - Alien Disguised As A Human. Loved & Tamed by Kenobi. Minors DNI, 21+, Mun is 30+.

[localxhuman]

"𝚃𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜"

A STUDY IN...trying to belong. foreign creatures exploring earth. being just a lil goofy. trying to understand why humans are the way they are. getting lost in the desert...too often. no, seriously, why are humans like this?

BIO. RULES. Indie. Selective. Mutuals Only. Fandomless OC - Alien Disguised As A Human. Loved & Tamed by Kenobi. Minors DNI, 21+, Mun is 30+.

[localxhuman]

BIO | MEMES | HEADCANON | AESTHETIC | MUSINGS | VISUAL | WISHLIST VERSES - tbd

👽 Hi! I go by several names, so take your pick: Kenobi or M. He/him, 31. 👽

➼ Minors DNI pls ➼ Can also be found on @thecuratxr (multi) || @bellualupe (twilight oc) || @cryptidhcnter (spn oc) || @euclidinsolace (fandomless OC) || @kenobidoesarts (personal/art) ➼ Selective, mutual only ➼ OC & Crossover friendly, naturally xo ➼ Multi-ship, Multi-verse ➼ Mains: tbd

Rules Below The Cut

  000.   If you decide to unfollow, please HARD BLOCK

  001.    This blog WILL have dark themes. I will TW tag things, but I will not be using a TW tag for things like blood or violence. That being said!! I will use tags styled as follows: TW (insert subject; i.e. gore) If you need me to TW tag something specific, please tell me and I will accommodate!!

  002.    I work full-time and go to school full-time bc I am very dumb and don't think things through...so sometimes I won't be super active. I spend most of my time mobile only; me and the formatting don't get along so I rarely do replies when mobile lmao I also show a dog on many weekends from Spring-Fall. I am just now coming out of a hiatus so please bear with me as I adjust and create a structured schedule for hobbies and responsibilities

  003.    I am a very easy shipper, like I'm a sucker for a good romance (especially an angsty one) However, I do prefer the muses to have chemistry. If you are wanting to ship!! Please reach out!! Chances are I will be high-key into it! Just don't force ships. Big no-no, thanks. Also: Please note that...Felix doesn't exactly understand the concept of relationships or even love or sex. Bear with him. Help him learn. Be patient. Etc.

  004.   I am open to writing smut, but heavily prefer that we have talked a little OOC or at least have had a few non-smut threads first. I'm sorry, blame my trauma & writing insecurities shrug emoji On that note - i am 31 years old as of 2025, and am uncomfortable with writing with anyone under 21 in general

  005.   I don't really do fancy formatting! I am lucky in that I have found quite a few gif resources for her FC. I may make icons. As of right now, I only really have done that for one blog as I'm typically a single banner kinda guy. But anyway, no need to worry about matching length or anything like that so long as were all having fun

[localxhuman]

tag drop xo

[localxhuman]

Be on when i get home! Felix's bio is _nearly_ ready. I just have to type up his background & throw up my pinned & rules

[localxhuman]

for muses that are getting to know each other

❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞

❝ can i come with you? ❞

❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞

❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞

❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞

❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞

❝ actually we've met before. ❞

❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞

❝ care to join me? ❞

❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞

❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞

❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞

❝ could you help me with something? ❞

❝ do you like it here? ❞

❝ are you new around here? ❞

❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞

❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞

❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞

❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞

❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞

❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞

❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞

❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞

ACTIONS:

VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time

VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time

CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time

CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time

BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together

TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.

SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.

GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.

INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time

INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time

TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time

TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day

COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up

COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up

OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up

OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up

AID: sender helps receiver redecorate

AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate

[localxhuman]

Felix doesnt understand 90% of the human world and i love this for him