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saxon nonconned ughhhh. oughhhhh. hnhhn

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powering through this fuckass weather

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chloe and chelsea should've taken advantage of saxon when he was barely conscious... lochlan too

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i love how i turn into my dad the moment one drop of alcohol gets into my system. not in a bad way but in a way that i start arguing with everyone especially if they say something wrong about a topic i objectively know more about

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i’m one step closer to becoming violently psychotic every time my eyebrow pencil breaks while i’m sharpening it

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doing my eyebrows is worse then medieval torture. unfortunately i’m a victim of patriarchy and fleeting beauty standards and also slavic which means i cannot be seen looking chopped under any circumstances

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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

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dinner with dad’s side of the family tomorrow. sweating

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my anxiety pisses me off so bad GIRL SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUP

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employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

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top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING