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My sister is one of these "intense about cooking" people, and she has a guest sofa in her kitchen. 10/10 setup.
no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook
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This is huge! Congratulations, Lindy!
I've flawlessly passed the last 4 alcohol tests.
I was sober for 5 year with no slips.
I drank 3 drinks on my 5 year soberversary, didn't get drunk, and didn't become rapidly readdicted.
I was sober again for a month after that, no slips, on purpose and as I dealt with extreme emotional pain.
I had 6 drinks in 7 hours at my cousin's wedding, a preplanned special occasion. I paced myself, took breaks when things got a little too crazy, and went to bed sober. I used alcohol as a celebratory enhancement in a socially acceptable way that did not harm me. Only consequence was a mild hangover. A hangover so mild it caused me to deeply reflect on the apocalyptic hangovers of the past. How much was I drinking then? Of course I know, but it seems unbelievable now.
Now I'm sober again until Wednesday when there is another legitimate special occasion involving drinking. After that I plan to be sober until the end of the summer when I'm going to a big party.
No offense, but I think my instincts about alcohol have been dead on. I know a lot of people were worried, but self awareness is my defining trait. I did get enough therapy. I did address the root causes of my dysfunctional drinking. I'm demonstrating perfect discipline and so long as I keep doing that --- then this is fine!
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BITCH WHERE
ZANE PHILLIPS HAD A SEX TAPE LEAK AND NOBODY TOLD ME??????!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!

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Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”
and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”
and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.
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Oooh I have been looking for a replacement of CloneDVD for so long! Thanks!
you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this
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