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“So you’re one of those guys, then.  The kinda guy who does other people’s dirty work for the right amount of caps.  So long as no one wants me dead I don’t care, you’re just another wasteland asshole gonna get killed if you can’t figure out where you’re going.”  Hands found her hips and she leveled a gaze at him.  He was far from terrifying, not after everything she’d come face to face with over the decades.  Different, sure, she had to say, whatever the hell he was it wasn’t anything she’d come across before, and she’d thought she’d seen just about everything the wastes had to offer.  It was good to know there were still things out there to keep her on her toes; that she wasn’t quite that old yet.

“I’m lost, I’m lost, I don’t know where I’m going.”

“That fancy mechanical brain you got there doesn’t come with a sense of direction?  RobCo must be losing its touch.”

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“Oh.  One of those flowers who couldn’t stand the chance of ghouling, huh.  Everyone thinks robots are cool until their coding goes haywire and they think everyone’s a commie.  The name’s Lennox, but if you’re looking for trouble that’s a lie.”

“I’m lost, I’m lost, I don’t know where I’m going.”

“That fancy mechanical brain you got there doesn’t come with a sense of direction?  RobCo must be losing its touch.”

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“I’m lost, I’m lost, I don’t know where I’m going.”

“That fancy mechanical brain you got there doesn’t come with a sense of direction?  RobCo must be losing its touch.”

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Whose Line Is It Anyway Sentence Meme (Another One)

“Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!”

“Dude, calm down, [NAME] doesn’t kiss that well.”

“Frankly, [NAME], I don’t give a lamb.”

“Go head, make a cake.”

“Follow the yellow brick toad!”

“You can’t give him a pork roast for his birthday!”

“They call it… a thong.”

“Hey, come on, baby, statues stay harder longer.”

“Read a book, people.”

“I’m lost, I’m lost, I don’t know where I’m going.”

“Nice pants!”

“Just cut one break line and you can be sitting behind that desk.”

“I’m the little voice in your head.”

“You’re the best I can get.”

“There’s someone under my podium.”

“I’d like to thank the dark one for this award.”

“What did you just do?”

“I’m gonna give you a bath and then a nice bone.”

“Get off the mail man!”

“Who’s your daddy?”

“I like your stamps all the time.”

“Have you ever thought about how uncomfortable testicles really are?”

“I’m gonna need someone from the audience and twenty minutes.”

“It’s me, run away from danger man!”

“I’ll just have the girl.”

“Pamela Anderson!”

“Oh, no, that was two questions.”

“Welcome to drinking for professionals.”

“I’m so drunk!”

“Every type of party includes a lampshade wearing boisterous fool.”

“Oops, I won the limbo contest.”

“Is this your own personal fantasy.”

“Relax, you have a lot more blood than you actually need.”

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This is my Post Apocalyptic Jacket. Bought the boring basic leather jacket somewhere in 2003. Zipper broke, to lazy to fix it. I Always kept the jacket and now distressed the sh*t out of it and turned it into this. When the license plate was installed, I had trouble moving my arm. So I cut off the sleeve and re-attached it.. my way This jacket is still to big for me, even though I cut half of the jacket away (in the front). And I am bored with it. So a new jacket is waiting for being demolished and still searching for a good basic leather jacket that is more feminine. And I need jackets, cause here in the Netherlands it is most of the time cold and rainy. 

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wasteland / lionheart

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“Y’know the wasteland isn’t so bad once your face starts peeling off.  It’s one less thing to worry about.”

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My new ghoul oc, Lennox

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Send me ‘HC’ + a word and I’ll tell you a headcanon about my muse(s) based on it.

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Meeting of the Muses

"Hi, sorry, I saw you from across the room and had to say hi. Hi."

"Oops! So sorry. Did I hurt you?"

"I think they gave me your coffee by mistake."

"Your dress is beautiful."

"That is an adorable dog. What's their name?"

"Wow. What a jerk."

"I don't suppose you have a pen, do you?"

"Where did you get that coat? It's gorgeous."

"Is there a problem here?"

"Are you okay?"

"Did you loose a cat?"

"You left your bag behind."

"Sorry. I didn't mean to stare."

"You don't look good. Are you feeling okay?"

"It's raining and I don't have an umbrella."

"This is going to sound crazy but my car died and I need to call AAA but I left my phone at home. Can you call them for me?"

"You wouldn't happen to have seen a pair of sunglasses around, have you?"

"Have you been crying?"

"You look hungry, let's get you something to eat."

"I don't get modern art."

"I'm not sure it's a great idea to be in this neighborhood after dark."

"That smells amazing. What is it?"

"I have been trying to come up with a good opening line for a while and keep failing."

"Are you okay?"

"Is this your car? I'm afraid I nicked the door."

"Could you turn the music down?"

"Can you believe that asshole?"

"Sorry, let me move my stuff."

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{As of right now I don’t have any verses up, but I’ll be working on things that correspond with other games so that I can interact with more people.  Until then I’ll just improvise things as I try to get some threads started :) }