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You need to have the 28 other mods and all their dependencies for this mod to work, plus all the mods that they depend on. You also need to go into your x69 files and delete the .gloop file (NOT the .gleeb file!!!) and you need to run CuntExpander to generate a working skeleton for the animations and when that's done you have to reconfigure PNIS (which you should honestly be using NippleSense by now) and then deploy mods, uninstall then reinstall everything, then run PNIS again IN A SEPARATE FILE and deploy. Then it should work 👍

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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I support recreational and erotic testosterone use

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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Hi, I just wanted to share some cemetery photos cause this stuff doesn't get talked about a lot

There are tons of wildlife in cemeteries, especially wooded ones like the one I work in. This is one of six coyote pups living in our woods this year. Mom is around, but apparently does not have a strict bedtime. Other animals I have encountered include: salamanders, frogs, possums, rabbits, and beavers, as well as blue jays, hummingbirds, woodpeckers, crows, hawks, eagles, and so many more.

Also pictured is our 1954 Massey-Ferguson TO-35, it has a massive front loader attachment on it. Affectionately nicknamed "Tractorsaurus Rex"

This one is just 🤌🏼

Some progress photos of a marble monument I'm working on restoring.

Did you know that the USPS ships cremated remains? This person passed in another state, and was shipped back to us to be buried beside their spouse.

This is a concrete block with a name stencil blocked into it. It was likely made by the cemeterian at the time (<1950). There are hundreds of these all over the cemetery. Since they're small, it's easy to lose them, so I'm glad I was able to rescue this one.

Two more monuments I'm restoring. The first one has to be cleaned, re-levelled, and infilled with mortar. Then, I can re-attach the tablet. The second tablet was hit by a car and snapped. I used knife-grade epoxy to secure the pieces back together, and now it's almost good as new!

This is a worst-case scenario... We were digging a grave right next to the drainage line. Unfortunately, the drainage line is a corrugated pipe that's old as frick and filled with roots, so it was continually pouring water into our hole. We were pumping water for four straight hours, and we still weren't able to keep it from filling the burial vault once it was placed. Thankfully, the family was very understanding of our struggle here.

Birds like to rip the flags off of gravesites and use them to make nests. This one fell out of a tree after a storm.

Anyway, if you've read this far that's pretty cool have a good day!

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Hi! Have you see a ghost while working as gravedigger? 👻👻👻

There's a great Corb Lund song I think of when I'm asked this question

"I asked about ghosts and spirits / I asked him if he ever got spooked / I asked him if he ever got haunted by souls / but he reckons that he buries them too."

I've never seen a ghost in any cemetery I've worked in, but I did have a lady who claimed to be sensitive to that type of thing tell me that my cemetery is "spiritually peaceful" so take from that what you will!

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Hi! So, are you enjoying being a gravedigger?

Hello! I am, I enjoy it a lot. I've been working in cemeteries since I was a kid (my dad is also a groundskeeper/gravedigger), but this is the first time I've gotten paid for it lol

My favorite parts about it are that I get to work outside all day, I get to drive big tractors, and that I'm constantly working around and with monuments that are over 100 years old. I do headstone preservation in my spare time, so it's the perfect spot for me to be in.

Thanks for asking, I love talking about cemeteries!

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how come my dashboard smells weird

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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My new favorite thing is referring to all in-game currency as dollars, no matter what game. This is closely followed by describing all crowns, helmets, and headwear as hats. I kill a lot of enemies with weird hats and sometimes they have $7 and a biscuit in their pockets.

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it's already humiliating when you get into new media, take one look at a character, and know that one's gonna be living in your head indefinitely, but it's absolutely nothing compared to looking at a character and thinking eh i don't think i'd ever have strong feelings about that one he's kinda boring and then he sits quietly in the back of your brain poking idly at synapses and thoughts every once in a while until one day you wake up and realise oh. oh fuck. category 5 blorbo moment, how the ever loving fuck did this happen to me

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Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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