lofar
lofar
Land of Fear and Regrets
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I have officially lost faith in humanity...send help
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lofar · 4 days ago
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writers are like 'sorry, English isn't my first language, so I may use the wrong words'
And I'm over here forgetting most of my vocabulary. I'm like "wtf is that one thing that makes music go BOOM?????" "How do you spell happiness? How do you spell gorujus????"
respect to EVERY writer.
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lofar · 4 days ago
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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
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lofar · 5 days ago
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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."
This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.
I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.
And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.
Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.
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lofar · 5 days ago
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Fun fact: Many nordic people actually genuinely hate the all-white minimalist ~Scandinavian Interior Design~ type of decor. This kind of thing:
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You know why? Because for about half the year, the whole entirety of the Outside World looks like this:
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The people are already so goddamn starved of colour that they are getting scurvy. And then some evil fuck decided that the indoors can't have colour in it either.
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lofar · 5 days ago
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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lofar · 5 days ago
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did you think superman will support the genocide that killed over 20,000 children and is starving them ?
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lofar · 5 days ago
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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.
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lofar · 5 days ago
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'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank
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losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something
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lofar · 5 days ago
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this tweet is literally never not on my mind
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lofar · 5 days ago
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i got bullied for being the anime obsessed class weaboo in middle school which did funny things to my brain because now whenever i make or order japanese food i feel the urge to add on 'not BECAUSE its japanese, i just like it' which is sort of an insane thing to want to clarify. like i'm imagining ordering a pizza and then adding on 'and also i'm normal about italians' quite frankly it opens more questions than it answers.
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lofar · 5 days ago
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lofar · 5 days ago
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“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man
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