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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi










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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Sitting on the southern edge of the Drajkmyr Marsh, dry ground can be hard to come by in Morthal. The Hjaalmarch Hold is often shrouded in a thick fog, and ominous twisted trees grow from the surrounding marsh. Many travelers choose to steer clear of the place altogether.
prints and patreon: x more from this series
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Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.
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So anyways I think my rook is going to be a Lords of Fortune pirate who totally maybe was working on Isabella's ship for a while
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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
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