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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
#this is so real#as i grow up i'm like logan wouldn't fucking say that#grown ass traumatized man#like...
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Yeah no, I'm sure the country using tiktok thirst traps to legitimize it's military has nothing nefarious to hide.
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i don’t have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say
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nobody understands my craft
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these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook
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ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
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Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”
“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”
“NOOOOOOO!”
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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with


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guy creating a game: wow wouldn't it be fucked up to be locked up in a tiny dark room u cannot escape from kilometers under the sea. this sure is an awful way to die! good thing this doesn't happen in real life
random tech company:

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those tiktok movie uploads that are in like 53 different parts that are all like 3 minutes long is like. return to our roots. the earth is healing. anime youtube kids remember
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Mad how many people on this site swear up & down that they're a burnt out former gifted kid child prodigy and yet don't even have like primary school level reading comprehension
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Countries where Easter (Good Friday or Easter Sunday or Easter Monday- or all of them) is a public holiday.
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