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Pooping in to say...

Pockets!!!

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Pockets!

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Pockets!

#she’s right and she should say it

Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope | Parks and Recreation 7.07

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Yet women's clothes have LIES instead of proper pockets!!!!!

For Now - Part 1

Logan x Reader

Language, Eventual Smut - Coz Logan

Inspired by a conversation with the lovely @thesandbeneathmytoes who foolishly said she’d love a whole story like the texts in As You Are. Here you go, my dear!!

Y: And one last thing. You are not a good kisser. You have bad breath. Your dick is kinda small. Y’know what? I have no idea how you got two women to have sex with you *in your life* let alone concurrently! I will NEVER recover from the shame of having been one of them. I hope your inadequate dick falls off!

You hit send after keying in his phone number, having deleted him from your contacts moments before.

Your phone buzzed back a few minutes later, which surprised you. You really didn’t think he’d have the cojones to answer you. Clearly you’d have to block the fool.

You picked your phone up, filled with righteous indignation and searching your brain for synonyms for ‘limp.’

That was actually a fantastic series of insults, and it sounds like he really deserves them, but you’ve got the wrong number, sweetheart.

You read the message three times, face growing redder each time. Then you pulled up your phone log and sure enough, when you had manually entered the phone number you had transposed two digits. How. Mortifying.

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VOTE FOR BEN!!!

He fought for America's freedom so now it's time for us to follow his example and VOTE!

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1433796869940039680?s=19

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POCKETS!!!

Few days ago I was at this party. And somehow conversation turned to 'why Im always carrying a purse'. Yes. Some guys there That I know asked me that.

I said Because my pants have no pockets.

They laughed & didnt believe me. They showed me their pants & said "Look how big pockets are. Enough place for phone".

I stood up I literally stood up and showed them how it is with us women & our pants. I showed them tiny pockets in the back,into which I can barely put my keys & that in the front, there were no pocket.

They didnt want to believe me.

So I called my girl friend who was few steps away & told her to show them that her pants are just the same. No pockets in front, only tiny in the back.

The look on their faces I swear. They didnt know what to say & somehow very quickly changed the topic.

They started mocking me but ended up being humiliated by facts & evidence that women just dont have the same luxury as men.

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Thank you so much for including me!!! 💜💜💜

Fic rec

Here’s the fic recs that I promised you for my 1k celebration. These are what I’ve been reading right now and generally speaking, even though I’ve only put one imagine, you should check out every writer’s masterlists that I’ve mentioned here ‘cause they’re all awfully talented.

Characters you’re going to find recs for:

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Wolfstar x reader

Billy Russo

Logan Delos

The Darkling aka General Kirigan

Bane

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Look at this sweet cherub!

LOGAN DELOS IN SEASON ONE OF WESTWORLD

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I love watching people read through my master list. It just makes me happy.

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New and Improved Master Masterlist

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Stories

Logan Delos Stories - Westworld

A Billy Russo Story -  Punisher

Ben Barnes Characters Stories

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Oh my gosh, thank you!!! This is so sweet and uplifting. So much love.

I also want to send some love to @logans-chestnuts for the incredible worldbuilding and the thought she puts into all of her stories!

@logans-chestnuts You’ve received an anonymous love letter!

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Hi, I just wanted to say you much I love your writing. I haven’t been on tumblr in a super long time, but I’ve come back on to re-read your stuff for probably the 17th time. I’m absolutely addicted. You’re fabulous!!

This is so sweet!! Your kind words are very appreciated, and I'm just so touched that my stories are worth additional reads!! Thank you for writing, I've got a huge grin! 😁 Enjoy this picture of our favorite sweet-faced cherub. 💜

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Thank you so much @lostinthoughts23 ! You are always so kind and supportive. Trust me, having a baaaad day, this was very appreciated. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

do you ever read fanfiction so good you wish it was a book that you could buy and put on some shelf in your bedroom and gaze at sometimes and remember how amazing that motherfucker was instead of having to squint at it on your too bright phone screen at 3 am

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okay I haven't been on tumblr in a long ass MINUTE. but I was listening to an old album left to me by a friend, and a song came on that completely shook my mind and racked my brain with a memory of your writing. It Amazes Me sung by Blossom Dearie reminded me overwhelmingly of "Magnificent". I only realized after the song was over that I had been smiling the entire time. anyways. just thought this could be a nice thing to share. I hope you're doing alright!

This is so lovely!!! Thank you for sending me this, I will listen to this song immediately!!!💜💜💜💜💜

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list of favorite things as a fanfic author:

When someone is really freaking mad at me for inducing an emotional response from them

when readers give me a background of how/when they read my writing

when readers give me a background of why they shouldn’t have been reading my writing (usually while at work)

when readers quote my work back to me in comments

the frickin’ real heroes here, the ones who comment on every chapter of an ongoing multi-chapter fic

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