logicofpleasure
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Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”
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Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™
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yeah i’m into some kinky shit…have you ever heard of healthy relationships?
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No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.
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// What kind of a disney princess are you? (insp)
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“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”
thanks, i raised me myself
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controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare
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Someone who has been emotionally abused will:
• Constantly apologize • Hide their feelings in fear of upsetting you • Break down during small disagreements thinking it will explode • Need a lot of reassurance Please be patient, we are trying.
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If I am honest, I don’t know how to get past this.
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you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
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