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You asked for it, cavejohnsonaperturedroid, and the simulation has provided!

The Bloodbath Killer bashes Cave's head against a rock several times. GLaDOS kills Marine with her own weapon. Day 1 Space, Lydia, and Killer track down and kill Morality. Arena Event A monstrous hurricane wreaks havoc on the arena. Claude is sucked into the hurricane. Space tries to save GLaDOS from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well. Anger pushes Neuro into an incoming boulder. The Sissy pushes Wheatley into an incoming boulder. Chell tries to save Lydia from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well. Cat is incapacitated by flying debris and dies. Rick is incapacitated by flying debris and dies. Morbid is sucked into the hurricane. Night 1 No deaths occurred. Day 2 No deaths occurred. Night 2 No deaths occurred. Day 3 The Sissy pushes Athena off a cliff during a knife fight. Arena Event A tsunami rolls into the the arena. Harpy fatally injures herself on debris. Craig defeats The P.E.B., but throws him in the water to make sure he dies. Night 3 Trix and Frick fight Craig and Killer. Craig and Killer survive. The Feast Curi repeatedly stabs Anger to death with sais. Killer dies from an infection. Day 4 No deaths occurred. Night 4 No deaths occurred. Day 5 No deaths occurred. Night 5 John dies from hunger. Day 6 No deaths occurred. Night 6 No deaths occurred. Day 7 No deaths occurred. Night 7 No deaths occurred. Day 8 Curi, The Sissy, and Craig get into a fight. The Sissy triumphantly kills them both.

The winner is The Sissy from District 1!

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I found a website that lets you create your own Hunger Games based simulation, and against my better judgement I did it. 

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The Bloodbath Wheatley catches Cave off guard and kills him. Day 1 Chell kills Morality with a hatchet. Killer falls into a pit and dies. Night 1 No deaths occurred. Day 2 Morbid and Space work together to drown Harpy. Night 2 No deaths occurred. Day 3 No deaths occurred. Night 3 Lydia throws a knife into The Sissy's head. Day 4 Neuro dies of dysentery.  Anger dies of dysentery. Craig severely injures Rick and leaves him to die. Night 4 Frick, Cat, and GLaDOS get into a fight. Frick triumphantly kills them both. Day 5 Space accidentally steps on a landmine. Night 5 John sets an explosive off, killing Craig, and Morbid. Wheatley accidentally detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. Day 6 Curi dies of dysentery. Night 6 John strangles Claude after engaging in a fist fight. The Feast Chell tracks down and kills Trix. The P.E.B. and Marine fight Lydia and Frick. The P.E.B. and Marine survive. Day 7 No deaths occurred. Night 7 Chell strangles Marine with a rope. Day 8 John stabs Athena while her back is turned. Arena Event A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena. John and The P.E.B. decide to run into the cloud together. The winner is Chell from District 10!

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And it doesnt say everything that went down, but ratscannotthrowup spent most of the time picking flowers. 

You can see the game itself by clicking here.

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In celebration of things!

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"He dressed our kid like a bee. She doesn’t have eyebrows and he dressed her like a fucking bee."

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In the order of their birth, here are the little demons.

Bella, who looks kind of normal now.

London, the baby girl with the inexplicably blonde eyebrows.

And now Charles, Trix and Wheatley’s horrifyingly angry spawn.

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OH NO

OHHH NOOOO

WHY DID THEY NAME HER LONDON!?

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Who could these losers be?

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Logic and Anger are going to have one now And Trix and Wheatley (who married last week) want one This little world is doomed

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I left everything about it up to chance… so meet Athena and Morality's new bundle of joy, Bella the very charming baby.

What evil have I unleashed onto this unsuspecting world?

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Against better judgement (and due to immense boredom, and because I learned how traveling islanders works) I'm turning on babies

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You too, Gordon!?

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It told me GLaDOS was at the cafe.

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EGG.

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