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It is Lol, i picked option 2 because it's the closest to what i actually do ig.

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Being in America is super fun because you get to see Trump going up against Biden in a presidential election with both of them being dogshit options, mass protests against what should very obviously be seen as an injustice that spits in the face of what you were told your country stands for, except the government disagrees, using the power of the militarized state to brutalize protestors, all the while people spread malicious lies regularly with millions believing their every word(a lot of it being thanks to some rich freak on Twitter). Also, the economy is doing pretty damn poor and you see media sources tell you to sacrifice your well-being all while the ultra rich get richer and richer.

And then after you're done with 2020, you get to do it again four years later

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??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

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Boymoder shirt pulls are my religion

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Sperm

Not sure if that's just choking or full on drowning, but i won't enjoy either lolol

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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That one staring at its mama 🥹

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A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

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@greetings-inferiors

So. Do I put stickers on this?

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Minesweeping??

thats like

the opposite of a war crime

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A cowboy is captured by a native war party. 

As he is bound in the middle of the camp, the chief comes up to him and says “in this land, we grant prisoners of war three days before they are executed. Each day, the prisoner can make one request and we will decide if we honor the request or not. What is your first request?” The cowboy thinks for a minute and asks to speak to his horse. The chief grants his request the cowboy whispers something into his horse’s ear. The horse gallops off and returns a couple hours later with a beautiful blonde on its back. The chief shakes his head muttering, ‘white man.’ He shows them to a teepee and leaves. The next day the chief comes to the cowboy and asks “what is your second request?”

“I’d like to speak with my horse please.”

And so, the horse is shown to the cowboy, who whispers into its ear. The horse leaves, only to return with a curvaceous brunette. Again, the chief let’s them use a teepee. “White man, can only think of one thing” he says. The third day arrives. The chief asks “What is your final request?” The cowboy, visibly frustrated, demands to see his horse again. He grabs the horse’s ear and whispers harshly into it “Now listen here you stupid animal!! Posse!! Posse!!”

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I stood in the rain for like, 20 minutes yesterday. Got absolutely drenched. Idk, i just felt like doing it and im pretty happy with the experience.

guys please romanticize your life. go on solo dates, study in coffee shops, buy yourself flowers, wake up at 5 am to do a workout, cook yourself some dinner. it will bring you happiness i promise. not for people to see, just for yourself

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Tbh you're probably partially right. Like, food that's relatively bland by itself with good spices isn't that great imo, but still.

Tho most of the times i ate is it was only salted.

Tbh it might be a good idea to try it again lolol.

Fried unscrambled eggs are horrible.

The white is far too bland, and the yolk too strong.

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