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A guide to my DC Comics Spotify Playlists

Ver. from August 26, 2022

Damian al Ghul-Wayne - Robin

Richard "Dick" Grayson - Nightwing

Edward/Eddie/Ed Nygma - Riddler

John Constantine - Hellblazer

Barnard Dowd - Tim Drake's boyfriend

Timothy "Tim" Drake - Red Robin

Nika - Flateline

Ra's al Ghul - Damian/Robin's grandfather

Jason Todd - Red hood

Jon Kent - Superboy/Superman

Klarion Bleak - The Witch Boy

Ruh al Ghul - Mother Soul

Lex Luthor

Kon El - Superboy

Match - Kon's brother everyone forgets about

Tal Rho - Clark's haft brother (Superman and Lois)

Natalie "Nat" Irons (Superman and Lois)

Bruce Wayne - Batman

Corinthian (Sandman)

Morpheus/Dream (Sandman)

Thaal Sinestro

Zatanna Zatara

Mara al Ghul - Damian/Robin's cousin

Clark Kent - Superman

Brucetinez (Bruce Wayne x Officer Martinez)

Timbern/Timber (Tim Drake x Barnard Dowd)

Clex (Clark Kent × Lex Luthor)

Sinhal (Thaal Sinestro × Hal Jordan)

Bruhal (Bruce Wayne × Hal Jordan)

Kon & Lex are Mother & Son

Kon and Clark are Father & Son

White Lanterns (Life)

Red Lanterns (Rage)

Orange Lantern (Greed)

Yellow Lanterns (Fear)

Green Lanterns (Will-Power)

Blue Lanterns (Hope)

Indigo Lanterns (Compassion)

Violet Lanterns/Star Sapphires (Love)

Black Lanterns (Death)

The Resistance (DC vs Vampires)

Officer Martinez's Stakeout Mixtape

Vamp Damian becomes Batman (DC vs Vampires)

Jason Todd/Red Hood's Patrol Playlist

Super-Sons Comics Vibe

Vamp Nightwing becomes King (DC vs Vampires)

POV:Superman died and You're Jon Kent

POV:You have a need to Prove Yourself like Tim Drake

POV:You're the Oldest Child like Nightwing

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they're making the sims 4 base game free to play for everyone forever next month

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*lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you*

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The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

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i aim to live to the day where none of the cells in my body have been touched by you before.

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i made the nebulas into splashes of space

(free to use)

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Tragic that to a whole bunch of people “horror” just means “slashers and haunted houses” and not a wide range of fascinating stories and subgenres that explore humanity 

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The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

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we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

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Not to drag up old shit, but I'm never going to stop pointing to Dream Daddy as a perfect example of queer media getting held to ridiculously high standards that straight media never is.

Dream Daddy is a good game with awesome characters and I'm never going to forgive the Internet for how many queer men it shamed out of enjoying it, or how many people pulled some, "ugh, men are gross, make it about lesbians instead" horseshit.

People treat queer men like garbage, and media for queer men is never given the opportunity to shine, ever.

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Movie Review; The Invitation

The Invitation is a 2022 American supernatural horror film directed by Jessica M. Thompson, written by Blair Butler, and produced by Emile Gladstone. The film stars Nathalie Emmanuel and Thomas Doherty. 

Rated: PG-13 Personal rating: 4.5/10 -- Information and spoilers below the cut

It starts as a woman meets her family because she was invited to a posh British wedding. She falls for the lord of the house (the one person she’s not related). Girls within the house start going missing and honestly the first half of the movie is pretty boring. 

Then the woman “Evie” gets clever and looks in the one place she’s not supposed to go, the library and finds out the lord of the manor has done a background check on her. She gets furious, goes to pack to go home but the lord of the house manages to convince her to stay. They even sleep together.   She finds out this marriage is hers to the lord of the manor. As they slit a maid’s throat at dinner to drink the maid’s blood. The entire aristocracy? Vampires. And the lord is Dracula.  Now here is where the movie gets really stupid -- the girl goes partially through with the marriage in order to gain vampiric powers so she can kill “Dracula” which she does way too easily she calls Dracula’s first and second bride. (technically they kill each other) And she escapes alive with the giant manor on fire. 

Honestly? The movie would have been a lot better without the ‘Dracula’ angle. Just make them rando vampires. This wasn’t a “so bad it’s good” horror movie. It was just bad. Admittedly I have seen way worse so I’ll rate this....

4.5/10. 

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......WELL THAT’S A THING. 

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“and the universe said…”

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So, apparently some people are getting pissy about the casting of Luis Guzmán as Gomez in the new Addams adaptation.

They're literally attacking him for his height and his body type because it's not tall or skinny enough for them. People making this argument are the equivalent of people bitching about how gay the Sandman adaptation is.

Like...tell me you don't know the source material without telling me you don't know the source material.

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POV: you’re getting your teeth cleaned and your dental hygienist is acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito