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... Oh, I see. You have heard of me. Tell me mortal, what is your name?

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Welcome, strangers. I am Loki of Asgard. If there is anything you need, please don’t ask. I am usually not in the mood to help.

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Welcome, strangers. I am Loki of Asgard. If there is anything you need, please don't ask. I am usually not in the mood to help.

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So how's it goin? How's Womanhood?

Much better than I'd hoped, really.

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Still interested? Perfect. I knew there was a reason why I liked you since the first moment I heard about you.

You just need to say the date. I am always available for a little chat about my army. Whenever it fits better on your calendar.

I’m still interested. How about in a couple of days. I’m going to be busy with work.

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Let us just say that it is all for the greater good of this realm. I am trying to tell these people what is best for them, but they won't listen to me. An army always makes things easier to deal with. That is all you get to know by now. If you are still interested, we should think of a time to discuss this with more details.

I said I was interested, not that I was actually going to join your army. Give me the details and I’ll consider it.

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I don't believe you are fully aware of the consequences that this might bring to you. 

It has nothing to do with your looks. It’s just been a while and I’ve got this itch begging to be scratched. You know?

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... Really? I have to admit that I am surprised to have you interested. I guess my good looks are truly helping this time.

Maybe I’m interested.

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I do, indeed. But I don't think it is the kind of army you are used to deal with. Trust me, it is very, very special.

You have an army? I’ve been in the army before, lady, it’s nothing special.

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I did not insinuate such thing. You mentioned you had never tried to charm me and I simply tried to explain that even if you did try, you would not be able to do so. Also I believe I am still free to express my opinions, so I will kindly ignore your comment.

I guess we will have to change that trusting issue, isn't it? You have to learn how to trust more, man of iron. Learn how to forget the past.

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Compliments are always appreciated here. So, thank you.

Perhaps you could do something for me, yes. You are brave, you have a heart. You would be a valuable possession in my army. But I don't wish to push my luck yet. So for now, consider this a social visit.

Yeah, it was a compliment. 

I see that. So, what can I do for you or is this a social visit?

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Are you taking in consideration that it is not easy to charm me? It would take more than your... pretty face to charm me. And don't take it in a bad way, but it's not even that pretty.

I have never needed anything from you and I am not going to start now. But you know what they say. Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.

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That sounds like compliment. Am I right? Perhaps you're right. Good looks have always helped everyone to get what they need. I am not an exception. 

Yeah I’ve heard of you.

Looks good. Do you do that on purpose? Make yourself attractive to make it easier to force people to do things for you?

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I wouldn't call you charming, really. Not that I can blame you. Usually metal is never charming. You almost had me scared. But then I remembered that I am still able to play my tricks even under your watch. So feel free to keep watching. 

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I see you still keep your good manners. If I told you that I am simply paying a social visit, would you believe my words?

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So you have also heard of me, then. My male form is simply the one I was born with. But I can shapeshift, hence the female form at the moment.

Sorry, I was under the impression Loki was a guy.

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I see you still keep your good manners. If I told you that I am simply paying a social visit, would you believe my words?

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What do you want, Loki?

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I am sorry, that was not polite. My name is Loki and I am the Goddess of Mischief. And I have heard of you, indeed.

You’ve heard of me, huh? I’d say it’s a pleasure, but I don’t know who you are.