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becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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the most important set i’ve ever made

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i hope these wizard pugs make your day better

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So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

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Please look after your friends. Make sure they are well and okay. Sometimes they are going through things that are really heavy. They may not say but they are. Please love them and take care of them.

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7 billion people experienced this day in a different way

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where can i buy that for free

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I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

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guide to new meme:

the snake/snail memes formed separately, so they have different formats. with snake, the full phrase goes first, but with snail, the shortened phrase goes first with the full version in parentheses. basically it’s “snake people, or sneeple” vs “sneeple (snail people)”

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if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it

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how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

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i relate to both tbh

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“You need to redye your hair”

“you missed a spot”

“you should dye it a different color”

“i like your natural hair better”

“its fading”

“i liked it better when it was this color”

“it looks bad on you”

!!! STOP P!!!! UNLESS YOU WANNA GIVE ME $25-$50 FOR BLEACH AND DYE AND SPEND 3 OR MORE HOURS COLORING IT, THEN YOU DONT HAVE ANY SAY ON WHAT WHAT MY HAIR COLOR LOOKS LIKE!!!!!! SHUT!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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