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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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All it ever does is rain, Christophe Jarcot

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"ohh 00s diet culture isn't back because of ozempic, you're overreacting"

idk i keep seeing previously size-inclusive brands remove plus-sized versions of their clothes from their catalogues entirely, even lines specifically aimed at bigger sizes are cutting their size range down and chopping the bigger ones. i keep seeing mean skinny tiktokers get famous because they said something rude about fat people. when i ask my doctor about weight loss (which my country's gender treatment clinic requires before i can access even preliminary talks about hrt), i'm immediately offered drugs about it - drugs which, according to the doctor, we don't know the long-term effects of. but surely! surely it can't be worse than being fat!

like why are people acting surprised? we've made being extremely wealthy the aspirational aesthetic to strive for, made 'being skinny and having a lot of time and money to stay beautiful' a not only viable but lucrative carreer for people, and then released a drug that is wildly expensive and will make people thin.

of course people are gonna make being thin the ultimate status symbol again - it more than ever before signals wealth and leisure-time.

like, do you think it's a coincidence that people are back to constantly spouting 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' again? and pretending being fat is a matter of lacking self-control around cake or whatever? as if people haven't spent decades trying to get these fucks to understand that actually healthy produce and the time to maintain your body are extreme luxuries in our society?

anyway my broke fat ass can't find pants i like and can afford because the size-inclusive lines i'd have shopped at previously have axed anything over a size xl

and like. i'm not even that fat. what the fuck do people bigger than me do. it's really heinous right now for fat peeps.

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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life

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like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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A CINDERELLA STORY (2004) dir. Mark Rosman ↳ my all-time favourite movies + my favourite 2000s movies

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we were crazy and free on 2021 spnblr but not as crazy and free as jackles who fucked off to the mountains to grieve and then had his fanfic televised

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i h8 when people see girls wearing flannels or basketball shorts and stuff and assume theyre butch. Thats just a femme on her day off. We cant all be on the clock 24/7 as perfect women and be done up all the time lol. What if shes doing laundry. What if thats her lovers outfit because she forgot a change of clothes. What if she just cant afford the wardrobe yet. Dont call a girl butch unless she tells you she is. This goes doubly for trans women and triply for mixed and nonwhite women who all have to deal with being masculanized without their consent everywhere already. Let girls be comfortable pleaaaaaaaase

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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