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The day you tucked my arm up under yours and tugged me up against your body and said Mine

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The pure cuddly joy of spending a cold Colorado morning sending Instagram cat reels back and forth with the love of your life because he's in Utah for the week and you're not

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Ya know, I was thinking about this unfinished story just the other day. My Stoner Bitch does this bemused face sometimes that makes me think so much of Eidos and it's making me have an urge to open certain incomplete manuscripts...

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@texmexdarling​ I finally found him on my author Insta!

Eidos, my love…

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I'm so ready for Bootleg Christmas #4. My Stoner Bitch and I are doing a tree at his house this year but first we're doing a proper Halloween, which I've never gotten to do before. He's an October baby so it's his favorite holiday and I'm sort of inordinately excited about it. I bought this the other day and put it on his computer desk -

and it made him so happy that I'm now on a quest to find an entire tribe of them. Never knew zen skeletons existed but these days I seem to be learning something new every day 😉

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NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

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In the immortal words of Elizabeth Woodling in Paint Your Wagon (1969) - "I know what I've had."

Lemme tell ya, I appreciate my Stoner Bitch so freaking much. @texmexdarling

When your FWB whispers I love you as he rolls out of bed because he thought you were asleep and wouldn't hear it and you realize that somewhere along the way you've both managed to lose the plot and are winging it

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ME, THIS MORNING BEFORE LEAVING FOR WORK:  Hey Big, there’s some coffee left in the pot - you want it?

BIG:  You betcha.

ME:  You’re gonna control yourself this time, right?

BIG:  You betcha.

ME:  Only have a little bit, okay?  You remember what happened last time.

BIG:  You betcha.

ME:  *filling his designated cup*  This has bad news written all over it.

BIG:  You betcha.

*ten minutes later*

BIG:  I JUST CREATED THE PERFECT WEAPON

ME:  You just…what…?

*something whizzes past my head*

ME:  What was that?

*a second projectile flies past my face and imbeds itself into the wall by the refrigerator*

BIG:  *maniacal laughter*

ME:  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

*third unidentified flying object hits the wall and sticks there*

BIG:  I LOVE COFFEE IT MAKES YOU AN EVIL GENIUS

ME:

ME:

ME:  Is that a Nerf dart

BIG:  *cackling like a maniac*

ME:  *hears Nerf gun being cocked*

*PSHOOM*

*THUD*

ME:  WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

BIG:  I STUCK A THUMBTACK IN THE END OF A NERF DART!!

ME:  Holy shit I forbid this.  How much ammo do you have?

BIG:  I MADE LIKE TWENTY OF THEM THIS IS GREAT THEY STICK IN EVERYTHING GOD I LOVE COFFEE IT’S THE BEST STUFF IN THE WORLD

ME:  *hears gun being cocked again*

ME:  DO NOT SHOOT ME WITH THAT!!  Where’d you get the thumbtacks?

BIG:  THEY’RE YOURS I GOT THEM FROM YOUR DRAWER WHERE’S THE GLUE I CAN MAKE THIS SO MUCH BETTER -

ME:  *ducks as potentially lethal projectile zips past my head*  I want those back, do NOT get any more, and if you shoot ANYTHING other than the cardboard box in the livingroom I’m not going to let you have coffee ever again -

BIG:  BUT MOM IT ACTIVATES THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX AND DIRECTLY AFFECTS JUDGEMENT, IMPULSE CONTROL, AGRESSION MANAGEMENT, SELF REGULATION, PLANNING, AND SOCIAL SKILLS

ME:  Great, you’ve become a combination of Doctor Evil and Megamind.  So what’s your brother’s excuse then?

BIG:  HE’S JUST LIKE THAT

*PSHHHINNNNNGG*

ME:  STOP!!!

BIG:  *evil laughter diminishing in volume as he runs back to his room to reload*

ME:

ME:

ME:  Yeah okay I’m gonna go to work, there’s no way this could possibly go wrong.

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When your FWB whispers I love you as he rolls out of bed because he thought you were asleep and wouldn't hear it and you realize that somewhere along the way you've both managed to lose the plot and are winging it

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i just saw a video on tiktok of someone complaining about fanfic writers who have the ✨audacity✨ not to complete a fic. that it’s rude, it’s inconsiderate, it’s disrespectful of the readers emotional investment. and then a whole bunch of commenters saying underneath that this is why they won’t read incomplete fics, that they’ve seen authors go from updating every week to horror of horrors only every month. and because i am a wise and mature individual i’m not going to stitch the video dragging them to hell but instead i’m coming here to you beloved tumblr dot com to bitch behind their back

because i know we’ve said this before but the emerging culture of fanfic writers as content creators and readers as consumers is fucking disgusting. it breeds attitudes exactly like this and turns something that is fundamentally anti-capitalist into another cycle of produce compete exploit where your worth is based on how quickly you can meet consumers needs

it’s called archive of our own for a reason. its about repurposing these stories for ourselves, for our own enjoyment and interest whether thats i want to right the wrongs of this author or i want to see what happens if this one tiny plot point changed or i want to make these characters tie each other up and fuck until they cry. its about sharing as a community, leaving these stories in a communal toy box so people who come along in a few months or few years can enjoy them too

tl;dr keep your fucking capitalist little mittens away from our stories

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Your soul knows. It will literally tell you when it's time to start a new chapter of your life. Trust it.

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Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

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Sending your fave boybuddy a picture of a farm animal with a whack hairdo and a message that says HEY LOOK IT'S YOU IF YOU WERE A CHICKEN and getting a heart and kiss emoji back two minutes later