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lydia davis

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Dedicated to the cheer squad, you know who you are xx

when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

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when I comment on a fellow writer's fic and they, in turn, comment on one of mine

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Oh this is my happy place to write in :D

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

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and i oop—

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Taylor Swift, aka mother, aka showgirl, aka our therapist.

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If you die. They'll replace you. I've seen it happen.

Don't work yourself to death for a company that would replace you in a heartbeat.

Boundaries are healthy. When people get pissy about them it's because they're running a business model that relies on your goodwill for their profits.

friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:

Do not work on your days off.

"But--"

DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

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why would i netflix and chill when i can ao3 and sin

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I see no word of a lie here

THE LEAST REALISTIC THING IN UMBRELLA ACADEMY, A SHOW FULL OF PPL WITH SUPER POWERS, TALKING CHIMPS, AND GOLDFISH-PIOLET-ROBO-BODIES, IS THAT IT TOOK FIVE AND LILA SIX YEARS TO HOOK UP!!!!

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Oh my god I am dying.

Why is that an advert for AXE body spray on the subway 😂😂😂

Thanks @ssmhhh for the gif that found the letter X for me!

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Mild amused nasal exhale

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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I love the subtle differences between all their costumes. Same man, different fonts!

Icons of Max’s Delicatessen

✨Subway Lure Five✨

✨Drunk Five✨

✨Server Five✨

✨Brisket Five✨

✨Rain Man Five✨

✨Booth Five✨

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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If not Hellcheer, why hellcheer shaped?

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And now we're purple/lilac???

Tell me I'm wrong??

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Now completed :D

For the anniversary of season 4 and inspired by a gorgeous little headcanon from @ssmhhh who is an eternal source of big brained moments, stunning edits and ferality in the best sense of the word.

Set within S4E1, an exploration of what could have happened after the Keepers meeting.

What almost happened.