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*slides down the slide and lands in the middle of the playground.*

You’re all probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today.

[lokisswiftie]

Okay so I recently went through a break-up so I'm a thirsty gay guy looking for some content and you're my absolute fav on this app :) Could you (if you wouldn't mind of course) write about a hero who has fallen over heals for a villian with low self-esteem who doesn't realise he isn't all that bad and was forced into this life? Maybe with some cuffs just for the spice😅 Preferably mlm but I'm a sucka for the person who won't stop flustering their crush by over complimenting them😭

"Well," the hero said. "Here we are again."

The villain looked up at the hero, standing over them. His hands were already cuffed behind his back, and, honestly, he was feeling thoroughly dishevelled. It had all happened so fast. He'd lost so fast.

The hero barely had a perfect hair out of place. He hadn't even broken a sweat! It seemed very unfair.

The villain half expected to already hear police sirens in the distance.

"You know," the hero said, hands on his hips. "I'm starting to think your heart isn't in this scary criminal thing."

"What, because I'm crap at it?" The villain wanted to sink into the floor.

"Mm, no. You're very good at it, actually. I think you just don't want to hurt me." The hero flashed them a smile. "Thank you for that, by the way."

The villain looked down at his knees and away from that smile, from his failure. He tugged at the cuffs.

His powers, such as they were, were the explosive kind. He could detonate buildings and the ground where the hero stood with a flick of his hand, obliterating the large majority of his opponents immediately...providing he didn't actually mind obliterating them. Killing them.

He was supposed to be fine with that. Didn't he used to be fine with that? The villain's jaw clenched.

"It's not an insult," the hero said, a little softer. "I don't mean it as an insult. Compassion - kindness - is an admirable quality. You know that, right?"

"Are you taking me in or not?"

"No."

The villain's gaze snapped up, wide-eyed.

The hero crouched down in front of him, putting their faces level.

The villain swallowed. "No?"

"No," the hero said, oh so casual. "Don't think that would do you any good."

"Lunatic asylum, then?"

The hero smiled, faint and crooked and something unreadable. "No."

The villain's brow furrowed. Surely that didn't mean...the hero had never seemed the type to kill. The villain tensed.

"You're remarkable," the hero said. "Smart. Powerful." The small smile grew a fraction. "Gorgeous."

The villain hated the immediate and unstoppable blush that burned their cheeks at that; like each kind word, each terribly sincere piece of flattery was its own bomb going off somewhere in the villain's body. "So you're...keeping me locked in your basement?"

The hero laughed. He sobered a little at the villain's expression.

"No," the hero said. "God, no. I meant -" The hero bit his lip, and the villain's treacherous gaze followed the movement. The hero's eyes brightened. "No," the hero said. He placed a hand over the rabbit-thump of the villain's chest. "I mean that you have a kinder heart than you give yourself credit for. If you'd like to do something else with your life than - this - I would help you. In anyway that I could. I'd like to."

The villain stared at him.

"You're asking me to join you?"

"No," the hero huffed. There was something warm, fond, to his tone. "I mean, you can if you like, you'd be very welcome. But to do something else. Whatever you want."

The villain's head spun. "You don't think I want to do this? I've - do you - you do know who I am?!"

"I know your history, yeah."

"Then you'll know - you'll know that I can't just up and do something else!"

"Why not? You're certainly talented enough to try your hand at reinvention."

"I'm a killer. I am literally made for killing and burning and destroying things!"

"You didn't kill or destroy me."

"And I lost in all of three seconds for the weakness."

The hero considered him at that; his panting, fevered, broken defence.

The villain yanked at the cuffs, desperate to run, to get away from the look on the hero's face. From all of the hero's shining expectations.

"If that was it, you can uncuff me now." It sounded a little too much like please, please, please.

The hero settled back on his haunches, warm hand falling from the villain's chest. "What do you like about your current profession?"

"Are you serious right now?" Absurdly, suddenly, the villain could feel tears pricking his eyes. Frustrated things.

"Perfectly."

"It pays well."

"And that's what matters to you?"

"You've seen me, right?" By all accounts, the villain liked the finer things in life. A nice bespoke suit felt like some small compensation for everything ugly about the rest of them.

"Oh, yes," the hero said. His gaze roamed over the villain again. "Handsome, but not very happy, I don't think."

The villain's face burned all over again. "Stop it."

"Hm?"

"Stop - complimenting me. You're trying to distract me!"

"I can't just be complimenting you?"

"No!"

The loudness of it felt like a confession, and the villain squirmed. He yanked at the cuffs again, hard enough to hurt.

"Easy," the hero said, quieter.

"If you're not going to turn me in, let me go!"

"You really hate me complimenting you that much?"

The villain glared at him, the effect largely no doubt ruined by the distress coming off in waves.

"Huh," the hero said. "Because it's me or-?"

The villain yanked at the cuffs again, even harder. Blood welled up on his wrists. He could feel his breath quickening. He could -

The hero leaned in, and the lock clicked. The cuffs sprang open.

The villain was on his feet in an instant, several large steps between them, poised to bolt completely.

The hero stayed crouched, practically on his knees, hands raised in placating surrender in the air.

The villain gawped.

"Easy," the hero said again. "I'm really not trying to upset you. I didn't mean - I didn't expect that reaction. Are you okay?"

And the villain believed him, which was far worse, because what was he supposed to do with that? What the hell was he supposed to do with the hero's compassion? His smiles, and his compliments as if the villain was in anyway worthy of any of it.

"If you're embarrassed about being flustered," the hero said, "you don't have to be. You look lovely flustered. It's really endearing. I'm not-"

The villain covered his blushing face with his hands. He wanted to claw out of his flustered skin; find some control again, find a way to make the terrifying leaps of his heart settle. To stop hoping. To stop aching for - more.

"Shut up," he hissed.

The hero shut up.

The villain didn't get to have more. Not after everything. He certainly didn't get to have someone like him.

He raised his hands from his face, and waited for the hero to flinch at the threat of it, to betray the underlying horror of what the villain was, to brace himself for death.

The hero did none of those things. He simply continued to track the villain's movements - knowing who he was dealing with, but not afraid. Never afraid.

The villain's hands faltered again.

The world did not erupt in smoke and madness.

"Easy," the hero murmured, a third time. "Can you - can you explain to me why you're upset? So maybe I can help?"

The villain gave an agonised little scoff, and fled.

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I’m gonna guess ur a really dramatic and excitable person. Maybe you’re super fun on the surface but deep down you’re dealing with some stuff? You’re probably very stubborn too :)

@lokisbiiiitch1993 @lokisgoodgirl @foxherder

new tag game idea :3

put the characters people have described as “you-coded” and try and figure out prev’s personality from that (if u want)

i’ll go first:

@sobeksewerrat @emily-mooon @gh0stfaquerie @ilistentogirlinred @the-beard-of-edward-teach @alyxdefoisnthere @is-this-just-fantasy @bimyself06 @irritablepoe @elsbianism @aroassery @autistic-azulaa @biscuits-lovely-corner and anyone who sees this feel free to join :3

[lokisswiftie]

Hello everyonee!! My REQUESTS ARE OPEN

For hazbin hotel :) I love writing for you guys and want to hear your ideas! Please send in requests for me to do :)

[lokisswiftie]

Taking care of them when they’re sick

Part 1 I’ll make another part with the other characters if you guys are interested :)

Requests are open

Warning: sickness, fluffy :)

Alastor

•You could hear the radio static from miles away. It was insanely loud, and you knew something was wrong with Alastor the moment you heard it

•You had rushed to his room and found him in the corner shivering and sneezing

•he tried to tell you to leave and that he didn’t need any help, but you weren’t having it.

• Your caring nature was reminding him of his mother, and that weakness lead him to listen to you.

•But not before he made you promise you wouldn’t tell anyone about this

• for the rest of the day you fuss around him, cooking for him, making sure he’s getting rest, getting him water etc.

• You felt a sense of privilege that the feared radio demon was letting you take care of him

•He seemed so weak the whole time and you couldn’t help but pity him.

• you were on your way back to his room with some more tissues, and froze when you entered the room. You didn’t even know Alastor could sleep, but here he was dozing off in his bed infront of you

•After the whole experience he’s definitely a lot more trusting of you

• And of your cooking

Angel Dust

• The whole time you’re taking care of him, he’s weakly flirting with you inbetween sneezes

•Like honestly, you can’t even get a break when he’s feverish

• Will blush when you press a hand to his forehead to take his temperature, then say something sexual to distract from it

• He doesn’t really have people to care for him, so it’s a nice change of pace

“Wow I didn’t know you could actually cook.. I was like 90% certain this shit was gonna be radioactive”

“ Angel I swear to god I will dump this soup on your lap”

• you probably end up cuddling with him to get him to fall asleep

• The two of you end up watching movies the rest of the day while you constantly remind him to drink the water you brought in

• You definitely get sick too the next day

•It was worth it, You got a million pictures of Angel dozing off on your shoulder

[lokisswiftie]

Taking care of them when they’re sick

Part 1 I’ll make another part with the other characters if you guys are interested :)

Requests are open

Warning: sickness, fluffy :)

Alastor

•You could hear the radio static from miles away. It was insanely loud, and you knew something was wrong with Alastor the moment you heard it

•You had rushed to his room and found him in the corner shivering and sneezing

•he tried to tell you to leave and that he didn’t need any help, but you weren’t having it.

• Your caring nature was reminding him of his mother, and that weakness lead him to listen to you.

•But not before he made you promise you wouldn’t tell anyone about this

• for the rest of the day you fuss around him, cooking for him, making sure he’s getting rest, getting him water etc.

• You felt a sense of privilege that the feared radio demon was letting you take care of him

•He seemed so weak the whole time and you couldn’t help but pity him.

• you were on your way back to his room with some more tissues, and froze when you entered the room. You didn’t even know Alastor could sleep, but here he was dozing off in his bed infront of you

•After the whole experience he’s definitely a lot more trusting of you

• And of your cooking

Angel Dust

• The whole time you’re taking care of him, he’s weakly flirting with you inbetween sneezes

•Like honestly, you can’t even get a break when he’s feverish

• Will blush when you press a hand to his forehead to take his temperature, then say something sexual to distract from it

• He doesn’t really have people to care for him, so it’s a nice change of pace

“Wow I didn’t know you could actually cook.. I was like 90% certain this shit was gonna be radioactive”

“ Angel I swear to god I will dump this soup on your lap”

• you probably end up cuddling with him to get him to fall asleep

• The two of you end up watching movies the rest of the day while you constantly remind him to drink the water you brought in

• You definitely get sick too the next day

•It was worth it, You got a million pictures of Angel dozing off on your shoulder

[lokisswiftie]

Face riding Lucifer

Requests open

Lucifer x AFAB!reader

Warnings: Smut ofc, AFAB Reader, oral, slight praise at the start, hair pulling kink? tell me if I’ve missed anything,

A/N This is kinda short icl but I’m super busy and I couldn’t leave you guys with nothing. Enjoyyy ;)

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You were nervous when your boyfriend suggested it for the first time. Sure, you’d slept together before, and you’d tried a lot of new things with him. He was also the most caring person you knew, and you felt comfortable with him. But you were still nervous.

“I dunno, Luci.. I wouldn’t want you to feel like you have to.”

You say, fidgeting with the bedsheets.

“My love, I wouldn’t have suggested it if I wasn’t absolutely sure.”

You smile shyly, and fight back a gasp as his mouth connects with your sensitive neck. Heat rushes straight to your core, despite you having discarded your clothes long ago.

“Besides.. My good girl deserves a treat, doesn’t she?”

How could you ever refuse him when he put it like that? You nod eagerly, and his grin is just sinful as he lays on his back. You don’t wait long before you discard your underwear and straddle his chest.

“My love you look perfect like this…”

You blush, and hope he can’t tell in the half lighting. He looks at you with half lidded eyes, and you can’t deprive him of what he wants any longer. You lower yourself down, careful not to put your full weight down on his face. He resolves this by pulling you down by the hips until you’re sitting comfortably on his face.

You’re embarassed at the gasp that leaves your lips when his hot, forked tongue swipes through your folds. He’s always so skilled at oral, and this new angle was doing wonders.

You realise just how badly he must have wanted this as you look back and notice his painful boner through his boxers. You run your fingers through his silky hair and accidentally tug when he sucks on your clit. You almost apologise, but the broken moan he lets out when you pull his hair has you grinding against his tongue instead.

His hands roam your body, stroking up your sides or pulling you down more by the hips. He’s always so vocal, and that doesn’t stop now. You can hear his muffled whines and feel the vibrations from his moans against your clit.

The stimulation is overwhelming, and you’re struggling to keep yourself from cumming. You can feel the knot in your stomach starting to tighten, and you know you’re going to cum.

“I-I’m going to cum- ngh-“

You gasp out, trying to pull off of his face so you don’t get it on him. He lets out a truly pitiful whimper, and pulls you right back again. He eats you like a man starved, and when his forked tongue dives deep inside your weeping cunt you see stars.

He continues eating every last drop of your fluids as you come down from the orgasm. You finally pull away from him as the stimulation becomes too much.

As You Move Off of him, you see your cum smeared over his mouth and chin, and dribbling down his neck.

He doesn’t get a wink of sleep until hours later.

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A/N hey!! Hope you liked this!! My requests are open for everything drop me one :)

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Lucifer x reader NSFW Headcanons

Requests are open for everything :)

Warnings: Smut, ofc.

•Let’s get into it, I personally think he’s a switch.

• Most of the time, I think he’s a bottom. He’s also sooo needy.

•Sometimes he gets so riled up he won’t be above begging for you

• He loves when you pull his hair. One time he was in the middle of eating you out, and you couldn’t stop yourself from tugging on his golden locks. The whine he let out played in your head constantly.

• to add to that, I think he’s also incredibly vocal. Like, he’s whimpering, moaning, whining the works.

• Also he can’t control the things he says in the moment most of the time, like he’ll be begging and pleading with you, then saying the most filthy things.

•He has a huge praise kink too. He loves praising and being praised. He adores hearing you tell him how good he’s doing. He’ll blush if you compliment him too.

•On the other hand, he loves praising you. You’re so important to him, and you make him feel so good.. how could he not? He loves seeing your eyes light up when he calls you pet names too.

• He’s so easily overstimulated too, but he secretly loves it.

•He cries when he finishes. It’s not his fault, he just gets so overwhelmed with pleasure. If you kiss away his tears he’s immediately turned on again.

•He has a lot of stamina, he can go plenty of rounds.

•He loves Oral. He loves giving it most, it’s his favourite thing in the world. And boy is he skilled at it too, you’ll need to grip onto the sheets for dear life to ground yourself. That forked tongue is skilled i tell you.

[lokisswiftie]

Lucifer Relationship Headcanons

Lucifer x reader

•Let’s get into it, he’s the sweetest partner ever. He’ll do literally anything for you he’s so whipped

• Like honestly he’s constantly treating you, he wants you to have the best. If you’re stressed, he’s giving gifts

• though let’s be real, this man is definitely touch starved. Like, he’s been without a wife for years and I just think the moment he can, hes trying anything to get physical contact from you

• he’s so needy, he’s probably on the verge of tears from a simple hug. He’s big on cuddling for sure.

• He can be really busy, what with being king of hell, so sometimes he’ll be away from you for a while. Wether hes busy with meetings, or just swamped with paperwork. Over that time he’ll miss you so much the moment the work’s finished, hes pulling you into his arms.

[lokisswiftie]

Lucifer x Short reader

Requests are open

Warnings: none

•The first time he met you he couldn’t stop smiling like an idiot

• Most people are taller than him, and it makes him insecure that people don’t take him seriously

• but when he met you.. the confidence boost was unreal. I mean, he wouldn’t shut up about it.

•He’ll constantly be standing around you whenever he can, just so he can be taller than someone.

• because of this, he hangs around you a lot and you slowly become friends. You don’t mint the teasing, not really.

• He’ll tease you about it constantly, the man is non stop making jokes about your height as if he’s not almost the same

(Romantic)

• Deep down he thinks it’s cute, but he’s too shy to say anything to you.

• With him spending a lot of time with you, he’ll start to develop feelings quickly

• when he finally does tell you his feelings for you, you kiss him. He has to stop himself from pointing out how you have to get on your tiptoes to reach him

• He probably picks you up, or spins you around in the air when he can. He thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

[lokisswiftie]

Alastor x Reader with social anxiety

Requests are open!!

Can be read as platonic or romantic

• Let’s get into it, at first I don’t think he really understands. I mean, he’s pretty charming and doesn’t struggle with conversation at all himself.

• When he sees how nervous you get, if he can he’ll try and teleport you away from whatever situation is causing you distress

• once you’re back at the hotel, he’ll want to discuss it. He wants to know what bothers you and anything he can do to help

• he’s a sweetheart, honestly

• If You’re out somewhere and someone makes you uncomfortable, you best believe they’ll be the next screams you hear on his broadcast

• Hell deny it fiercely, but he gets protective over the people he cares about (especially you) and he’s not afraid to stand up for them

• When you’re outside places, he’ll take your hand, squeezing gently if you start to get panicky. He’s not used to people touching him, so he likes to initiate it so he doesn’t get overwhelmed. He’ll put up with it if you need the support

• If you have to do any public speaking, he’ll not be far away, nodding encouragingly. You find it helps to Keep your gaze on him until it’s over, like it’s just the two of you.

• like I say, he doesn’t fully understand it, at first he just assumes your shy. But once he sees how jittery you can get, he makes sure to avoid situations where you’d be under that kind of stress

• He tries not to show it, but he cares about you a lot and wants to keep you happy.

[lokisswiftie]

Alastor x Reader from the 1920s

Hello! This is my first time writing for Alastor so apologies if it’s not my best. Practice makes perfect, so feel free to send in requests for him!

I will Not Write smut for Alastor, he’s asexual. Fluff is fine.

• let’s get into it, you probably met through the hotel (let’s face it, Alastors social life is lacking). He would be pleasantly surprised when he heard your distinct transatlantic accent.

• you would probably catch him watching you silently, and it might make you nervous.

• Eventually, you’ll end up starting a conversation with him. You’ll chat about music together and by the end of it you’ll feel much better. Like he’s a slice of home.

• you’ll notice he often finds reasons to talk with you, or spend time together. You could talk all night with him.

• His manners are impeccable, and the closer friends you become the more you’ll notice him doing small things to make your life easier.

• He’ll Never ever admit it at risk of it being used against him, but he enjoys your company immensely. He doesn’t have a lot in common with others in the hotel, save for a few, but with you he can easily slip into talking about things no one else would understand.

• You’ll become a bit of a double act, it’s unlikely that anyone will see you with Alastor far behind.

• He can be quite possessive over the people he likes, trying to prove he’s closest to them. If you seem to be getting closer to someone else, he’ll try to take you away from them and remind you what a good friend he is.

• If You’re chatty Like him, no one else in the hotel will ever get a break from the two of you. You talk for hours with him to the point where you feel like you’ve known him forever

• Yeah You’re both cute. And annoying to the people stuck with you while you chat.

[lokisswiftie]

HEY EVERYONE!! I NOW WRITE FOR HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTERS TOO!! I will write for Alastor, Angel, Charlie and Lucifer :) my requests are open so please give me some ideas!!

[lokisswiftie]

Aziraphale: please bring back PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Y/N: we got spring water

Aziraphale: NO

Crowley: With EXTRA minerals

Y/N: It’s Like licking a Stalagmite :)

Aziraphale: DONT COME BACK

Crowley: MmM Cave water :)

Made using an incorrect quotes generator :)

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TAG!!!!

@foxherder @glcriouspurpcse @lokisbiiiitch1993 @lokisgoodgirl @loki-has-stolen-the-tardis

Ok, here's a fantasy game because I want to feel nostalgy (there was a period of time, when my dream №1 was becoming an elf)

So, here we go

1) take this quiz

2) make your own character, based on the result, using this piccrew (the character can look whatever you want)

3) repost with your quiz result and your character. Don't forget to tag somebody

Feel free to take part even if you weren't tagged :3

I'll go first

I'll tag: @sparrows-my-abhorred

[lokisswiftie]

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

[lokisswiftie]

I promise I still write stuff I’m just so busy. Who knew having friends at Christmas would be so stressful😅