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i was so little when ass eating became a dashboard topic i genuinely thought it was a joke. i was like there’s simply no way anyone could expect me to do that. only recently found out that women are generally exempt from providing this experience. talk about a close call
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I honestly blame the rise of anti-intellectualism and things like hating on old books because they're not up to modern standards on why people can't think with nuance and are afraid of bucking the norm or forming their own opinions. You're going to read Of Mice And Men and you're going to be fucking uncomfortable because that's the goddamn point. You're going to read the original Romeo and Juliet and remember the whole point is to make fun of how stupid and dramatic teenagers are and you're going to sit there and be uncomfortable because the only way you're going to expand your horizons is if you're feeling weird and off and hate it for awhile.
You're going to have to sit in front of the trolley problem as hate that there's no "win" scenario because that's the point. There is no Everybody Wins and Nothing Bad Happens in real life 99% of the time.
You need to be uncomfortable. You need to be conflicted. You cannot be a complete, nuanced, and intelligent person if you refuse to engage with the gray. You are just a bad person at that point. And a stupid one. Because I'm done pulling punches.
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he is my best friend in the whole world [id in alt text]
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a man does something other men don’t approve of and they will find a way to hate women for it
a man is annoying? he’s practically a woman
a man is emotional? he’s feminine
a man is a liberal? he must’ve been surrounded by women and never had any strong male role models
a man commits a crime? he has mommy issues
a man hates all women? he must’ve had a toxic ex gf
men can’t hold each other accountable no matter what. they see themselves as perpetual victims with no agency
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the line between freak (endearing) and freak (derogatory) is just how hot i think you are
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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three
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actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar
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the absolute damage the word “empowering” has done to modern feminism and young women’s minds as a whole should be studied. the 9/11 of linguistics fr.
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i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real
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