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pink vhs tapes 💗

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You have a reputation for being a Master Thief. You don’t understand why, you’ve never even borrowed anything without permission, let alone stolen anything.

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so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn’t bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy

and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!

well there was still so much space, i figured i’d add another crumb to the art hoard. i’d been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa

and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that’s cool.

we’re two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we’re onto somethin great here i just know it.

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Maybe you had to grow up learning, even from small things and acts of carelessness, that others were more important than you, that it was never your turn to be prioritized or provided for unconditionally: it felt like you always had to prove you were worthy of such attention, and that you were too needy. I want to remind you once again that that’s not true: you were only asking for what you deserved, and was due to you, but for reasons that weren’t (and aren’t) under your control (very likely your caregivers unhealed and uncovered traumas), you couldn’t receive.

If now you really want to be loved and chosen, to be put first, but at the same time you’re scared to let people in and end up in the same old situation, it’s okay. It’s normal to be willing to experience a certain type of love we missed and at the same time be scared of not being worthy or it not being real or for us. Remind yourself this fear is only cause by this terrible, heart shattering habit you were put under your whole life (or most of it), and it’s were your unconscious mind wants to keep you cause it feels safe and known (despite it being so painful). You’re deserving of love, of being chosen, of receiving all you missed. It’s time to let this happen for you, let this in your life. To give yourself a chance. Maybe you won’t succeed at the first try, maybe a bunch of people will still be leaving you, but please, at least choose yourself. Do everything you can to be in love with yourself and aware of your worth and lovability. Someone willing to give you the moon and all the stars, will arrive. Be faithful. It wasn’t you, and it’s still not you the problem.

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

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Woke used to mean recently conscious.

It was then vernacular in the Black community meaning someone recently becoming aware of systemic racial injustices.

Now it means anything conservatives don't like.

But the Left are the only ones changing our language.

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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i cant figure out how to make this go away and im going to do a murder about it. a non-dismissable notification right next to where i am actually checking for notifications is literally the worst thing you couldve done tumblr

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what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

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Source

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if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

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While studying at the magic academy to become a healer, you - and only you - realize, that the spells meant to cure various terrible diseases are in fact exorcisms for demonic possession. You confront the leaders of the academy in private, and they confess a horrifying truth to you…