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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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spaghetti
Yummy. 🍝
But my sister doesn't think so.
(Freak..)
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

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controversial thought of the day is i think a good amount of people would benefit from being told they don't have "a touch of the tism" they're just socially awkward and or emotionally stunted
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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
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Asking "was ancient greek alchemy a religion, a science, or magic" is like asking "Was Khosrow II, last emperor of the Sassanians, a democrat, a republican, or independent?"
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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws
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