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poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

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Andrew: Whoever makes Neil fall asleep gets $500 dollars

Aaron, grabbing a frying pan: I don’t even want the money

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absolutely crazy how jeremy, captain of the sunshine court, meets wymack’s recruiting standards. he’s a fox parading around as a… trojan horse 🫢

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“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

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I just realized that Jean is what happens when the “my parents sold me to the mafia to pay off their debts” is written on ao3 instead of wattpad

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happy birthday to our tiny bastard, miserable wretch, tedious malcontent, abominable cocroach, wayward ignorant child, wretched little runaway nathaniel wesninski!!

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arthur lester falling down another hole and having a breakdown like “i can’t do this anymore i’m done i’m going to lie down and die” then 5 minutes later saying “no i’m good i’m okay let’s do this” soooooo relatable babygirl

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neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

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Anyways. How fucking funny and how fucking sad it would be if Kevin Day did eventually get a chance to go skiing, only to promptly fuck up his skis and. get injured. in a skiing accident. How would you even communicate that to the press.

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Happy New Year! 🎉

Vaporwave Neil with one of my favorite quotes from the books 🦊

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Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

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riko moriyama : i am the king  jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings. 

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what the fuck is Christmas Eve

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUNO AND BENZAITEN STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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riko: learn your place in the hierarchy I am your king

neil, a week later, talking to journalists: riko as a person is hard to respect

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neil and jean are a bonded pair of shelter cats. to me.

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holding space for the lyrics of the riko roast

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Headcanon that Agent Browning has an exy-obsessed kid who thinks Neil Josten is the coolest thing since sliced bread and won’t shut up about him