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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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How the fuck is Artemis Fowl an actual series. This man *points* is the weirdest motherfucker to ever walk the Earth. He kidnapped at least one fairy. He had to save his father from the Mafia. He invented a computer straight out of Cyberpunk 2077, his bodyguard got shot over it, he had the aforementioned fairy heal the bodyguard, then he went on a heist to get the computer back. He stored a body in a freezer. He pulled off a heist with nothing but a camera's blind spot. His best friends were his bodyguard, his bodyguard's sister, an elf (the aforementioned fair), a centaur, and a dwarf. He had personal beef with a literal manic pixie dream girl who had a Napoleon complex and was, like, cartoonishly evil. He had a headmate who was cringefail and yet never gave up trying to be romantic. He was afraid of the number four. The entire fandom thinks he's trans. He had a situationship for like two seconds. He got trapped in another dimension for three years and then gaslit his mom over it. He timetraveled. He switched eyes with a fairy and stole some of her magic. He had beef with HIMSELF. TWICE. IN THE SAME BOOK. He took himself to his house to fight the aforementioned insane pixie. He flew a plane. He crashed into the ground so many times. He kept getting captured by villains and somehow miraculously escaped EVERY SINGLE TIME. The fairy he kidnapped was a cop. She was ALSO the fairy he switched an eye with. HE SOMEHOW BECAME A HERO TO THE FAIRIES DESPITE ALL THE SHIT HE PULLED. He DIED and then CAME BACK. LIKE JESUS. Oh and he did all this BEFORE HE EVEN TURNED EIGHTEEN.

And that's just the stuff I remember.

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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I give this rose to everyone that is feeling bad right now. it’ll be ok.

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Lol. Lmao

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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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