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you've heard of sleeping, now get ready for
college
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Sorry but we’re not accepting refugees - via http://ift.tt/211JkYl
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing
“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate
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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
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