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scientists announce entropy in universe entirely undone; cite "sheer amount of orgone energy generated by autistic teenagers" due to popular video game franchise; Goodra, Scolipede, Arcanine venerated as saints

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The Treachery of Images (This is Not a Pipe) René Magritte Belgium, 1929

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The Vulcan children's hospital recently redecorated. I'm not convinced they chose the most logical option

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An overwhelming sense of restlessness and impatience engulfed the U.S. this week when citizens determined that everything—the morning commute, phone conversations, getting a table at Chili’s, making coffee, commercial breaks, everything—was taking entirely too long.

“This is ridiculous,” said Boston resident Joe Sosnoff, waiting for a subway train running behind schedule. “I don’t have time for this. I seriously do not have time for this.”

“Oh, for crying out loud,” said Atlanta native Ashley Rose, standing in line at a local Rite Aid pharmacy. “Open up another register if you have to. What are these people doing? Hanging out?”

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What’s funny

a cutie dog is a hot dog coated in a frutie tootie shell

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scrandle might be the best game ever made

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this isn’t the first time the DHS has tweeted literal nazi propaganda but uuuhhhh I feel like things are going to get Very Bad unless we do something. about the nazis. who are running the US government

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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go my burger

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i put a message in my work group chat because im illnessing. and my coworker sent me the AI gen summary he received

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furries. there is untapped potential in fetishizing ourselves as zoo animals

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The pleasing and delightsome animal "dog" is a sort of bespoke pseudowolf engineered to hang out with you

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support fat girls with weird curves

support fat girls with no butt

support fat girls with small boobs

dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl

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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.