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Homestuck thinking they're outweirding 4chan

As a /b/tard, this is the most annoying thing. I see all these posts saying they've outweirded 4chan. No, you haven't. You're a bunch of fandom queers who create false victories. 4chan has rigged the voting system on Time Magazine's Top 100 Most Influential People the past 4 years to boost Moot (4chan creator), to #1. 4chan created a fake article that Steve Jobs died, leading to a false report on CNN, and sent Apple shares plummeting. So weird that the FBI constantly goes on 4chan to try and bait users. We once created an illegal Flappy Bird online gambling ring. We've created countless memes. We formed Anonymous, ranked #3 on Times 100 Most Influential people. We've taken down government websites, North Korean websites, (we meaning members), hacked and released emails of Trayvon Martin, Sarah Palin, and more. We try to get people to kill themselves. We send gore to eachother and laugh at it. When a 4chan user kills themselves, #69 always decides how. 4chan /b/ is the most diverse and dark section of the internet, stop pretending you've "outweirded" us. Actually visit 4chan.org/b/ (not .com, you faggot retards), and go educate yourself. Scroll through a few posts. Learn real quick who's weirder, and then try to recover from what you just saw.

[lolsome1killedthemselvestod-blog]

This entire raid has been hilarious. The body count is at 2 and rising, and I'm practically masturbating just thinking about it. The best part is that Tumblr has trending #4chan vs Tumblr tag. 4chan isn't in a war with you faggots, you faggots are pretending we are. #shutdown4chan is fucking hilarious for us in /b/. "Reddit and 9fag are backing us up." Look, preteen girl, we don't fucking care. We aren't even at war, you guys only think that we are. You make up these stories of victories against us. You're a fucking laughingstock right now, all across the internet. The best part is the #homestuck. People think that #homestuck has won. Don't you get it? You can't win. We won. We successfully spammed gore and porn across your tag. If you post it too, it's even better. Also dumb Tumbitchers came on and started making posts on /b/, (promptly getting hacked by the community), making suicide pacts. Like we care. We ENCOURAGE you to kill yourselves. Stupid kids. This is how it actually works.