18 !! he/himthe correct response is “general kenobi” in a raspy cyborg voice
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Gigolas kings of miscommunication and cultural differences
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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the heat is horrible, freak friend of mine. however the beach is CHOICE and incredible (i am sunburnt and loving life)
fantastic news abt your shift though - i love it when coworkers and fix all wrongs at all times
i know who you are 🫵🫵🫵 ALSO HI how are you on this fine (hot) day
HELLO FREAKKKKKKKKK I am so good I thought I was gonna have a bad shift at work and then my coworker magically cured our dishwasher and everything was lovely. and also I have been rotating doctor who in my Mind
how are you freak how is the heat over there
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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rb this post with ur worst destiel art bc that's better than any ai
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